borderline (standalone)

[stupidrhapsody]

pairing/characters: bang yongguk/kim himchan
rating: PG-13

summary: there's a war in south korea, and for a particular elf who only wants to live peacefully, that means leaving. until a wounded soldier shows up in front of his (supposedly) invisible house.

author notes: 1, 982 words. lotsa references from 'the lord of the rings trilogy'.

Comments

[stupidrhapsody]

shut up. o hai, yang seungho.

[walkonpluto]

holyshit you're scary. that doggie. //nightmares.



yang leader is judging you.

[stupidrhapsody]

*stalks your LJ*

[walkonpluto]

whose lips are those? they are distracting me from tinky winky. and rn i am officially scared. teletubbies were my childhood heroes. yet again, i find myself asking: WHAT ARE YOU? did you stalk a six year old me, you creepy mofo.

your lj has over +130 entries. gimme the night, i'll comment on something even if it's infinite. i'll read it bc you creep me out. you better have nc17 or else.

AND I DID NOT SEE ANY MBLAQ LET ALONE 87LINE. SHAME ON YOU, CRAWL UNDER A ROCK, DIVE IN THE ATLANTIC. THINGS I WILL DO TO YOU...

and dude, why do you need to screen my comment? makes me feel like a creep tyvm.

[stupidrhapsody]

it is , of course, the lips of kim sunggyu; infinite's leader and the most delicate man ever.


i mean, look at his pale skin. look, dammit, look.

i didn't screen yer comment yo....................LJ did it. it happens time and time again. i swear to dog bro.

shut up, for MBLAQ, actually my hidden OTP is like thunder/mir, with thunder as the seme. because i believe thunder has some qualities with mireu okay? and btw this is soooooooo aksjdkfkfkaaflsfa look at seungho's face.
http://homicidalclown.tumblr.com/post/18647642413/shikshinseungho-g-o-did-you-cheat-on-me-with

and i did write thunder and mir as cameos on my homin fics. speaking of, imma waiting for yer comment(s) on my nc-17 fic(s). i will provide you tissues, btw. ahem.

shall we be friends and continue trolling via PM? or i can just creep you on your LJ. me gusta your photographs yo.

[walkonpluto]

all my life i've thought hoya was the leader ahahah. that pic is mighty fine i love men in v-necks preferably white. the v-neck, not the man i am not racist. you've got good taste alright.

omg what is he hahaha his face skaldjaslasdkj asldkj. why do you have so many hidden otps. do not deny the pleasure why do you do that it's not healthy.

wah seriously??? and i love homin btw. my 3 yo nephew is using me as his idkw but his feet are in ma face okay. i can't read rn i will come back in a few.

we're homies now. do whatever you want. i am still scared why do you make me feel that way huh. thank you. am artistic like that. nice to meet chu i am lynn and my hobbies are gay porn and photography how bout you?

[stupidrhapsody]

i'm shy. moving all of our scattered conversations to your 87line fic okay? okay.