Jackass Saved Me
my father and mother joined a fitness club and now it seems that i am forced into being there for atleast 6 hours a day. Im glad that i have some where i can go to "define i already oh so beautiful bod" but too much of a good thing isnt good. Today my mother and I did yoga, it was my first time and i think it was hers also, and omg it isnt hard or anything but dammmmmm you have to hold positions that shouldnt even be done in the first place! but i was able to enjoy myself because while i was trying to hold myself up in a ball, sstanding on one hand off the ground with my spine in twists, i couldnt help but think about that jackass episode were johny knoxville kept farting in a yoga class, its times like these that im glad that mtv allowed all those jackasses to do stupid things on film.