happy valentines day my favorite internet ho bags!!!
I lovessss youuuuuu.
I even made you guys a card:
It's supposed to be funny, so dont take it seriously.
Anyways, whats all this bitterness towards valentines day about? If you get passed all the commercialism its basically about appreciating the people you love, which should be done daily, but of course it isnt.
And if your single then it gets kind of lonely, but you've still got your friends to appreciate.
anyways, bros before hos am I right?!?!?!?!
and if your still bitter go watch the Single and Fabulous episode of Sex and the City, that'll teach you.
So today was interesting.
I wore my new dress, and didnt get any valentines but alot of compliments.
Then during an appointment I spilled coffee all over it and it made no difference except that now I reek of cheap coffee.
At this appointment we went into depth on how my life is governed by the word "should" and how I need more of the word "want".
It was also decided that I need to think of something positive about myself everyday.
whateverrrrrrrr.
Anyways, I'm kind of lonely right now but I appreciate who and what I have and I'd rather be single then with someone who didnt deserve me and vice verse.
And we all know that who is worthy is also not possible.
I think I'm going to go watch Amelie.
this love song was made for me:
I got a red car with blue tail lights
Shiny red seats with lining in white
Leopard skin dash with a louvered hood
She goes ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba when she's runnin' good
Lets go ride into the mountains above
It's low
My big red rocket of love
My big red rocket of love
I got a little honey you just got to know
Drivin' this bomb as fast it will go
Drive the red rocket past the local dive
She goes ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba in overdrive
Lets go ride into the mountains above
It's low
My big red rocket of love
My big red rocket of love
Horny Little baby in my back seat
Pull my velveteen curtain with pleats
Pick a little spot were no one will be
Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-make love to me
Lets go ride into the mountains above
It's low
My big red rocket of love
My big red rocket of love
My big red rocket of love
My big red rocket of love
xoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxox
Betsy Jane