[After Jarrod's Short Talk with Chien - Locked to Dragon]

[stupidly_dead]

Asuna. I need help. Although anyone else is fine.

Comments

[harisen_x_sword]

Well there's a first. Whats up?

[stupidly_dead]

I need you to kill me. Well, kill me more and all. It's complicated.

[harisen_x_sword]

... wait, what now?

[stupidly_dead]

It's like this. Items back home are special, in the way they're bound to you when you create or pick them up. It's cause there's powerful magic woven into them that binds with whomever touches it first.

Normally this can't be undone and the only way to get RID of the item is by Disenchanting it into the base magical material it's composed of.

But there's another, more PAINFUL manner to Un-Soulbind it. The hitch is that it must be a Forsaken who does it.

Basically you want to kill me -- and loot me.

[harisen_x_sword]

You're insane.

[stupidly_dead]

I'm also right AND I have a Soulstone to make certain I come up brand spanking new.

So c'mon, chop chop and all.

[harisen_x_sword]

And how do I keep it from soulbinding to me?

[stupidly_dead]

The magical binding field is going to be NEGATED by you, dumb-ass. Total Magical Negation, remember? I get a magically induced HEADACHE just standing next to you.

[harisen_x_sword]

Oh. Right.

This is brain, calling Asuna. Accept the charge please.

I'll be right there. Want to do this up in the Hinata Inn grounds?

[stupidly_dead]

Either or is fine.

Just don't leave things embedded in my torso when you pull the sword out, okay? Those are always a bitch to heal.

[harisen_x_sword]

Heh. You and your magic bandages. "Bandages Fix Everything" is pretty much a given, huh? How long will it be till you run out of Netherweave?

[stupidly_dead]

At the rate I'm going? I've seen LESS combat in the last six months than I've ever seen in my entire lifetime.

Trust me. The fights of this place won't even put a dent in my stock of 500 Heavy Netherweave Bandages.