Fun Evening.......
Well yesterday was a good day. i spent the shank of the day/evening with my g/f. played some games, smoked a b, layed around, all that good stuff. Most people wouldnt think thats fun probably but thats ok. I really dont have to be doing anything to have fun with her. Thants what I love(mostly because i have nothing to do!). Well she had to leave around 11:30 and i came back home and smoked some more and something about that blunt just took me to a far away land because i was gone. so i stayed up for a little while longer and played a mean game of hacky sack(ohh so fun) with val and marcus for like an hour or 2. Most likely the same thing will happen today minus my g/f(hopefully though!). Well im going to leave you with some valuable info.....
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SMOKING RULES!:
#1 - do not blow your hit back in the bong
#2 - if you blow back in the bong, and the bowl goes flying... you need to leave the room for the rest of the session
#3 - do not jump in rotation if you missed the first pass
#4 - do not try and fuck up the rotation
#5 - do not rely on other people to bring the weed
#6 - never complain about free weed
#7 - do not leave the room during a session
#8 - if you leave the room, dont expect to be let back in
#9 - do not blow your hit in someones face, contrary to common belief doing so will not give the person anything more than annoying smoke in their face
#10 - if you're gonna cough, get a glass of water before you smoke
#11 - cover your mouth if your gonna cough
#12 - do try and manipulate the smoke into cool shapes when exhaling
#13 - dont be a greedy bitch, leave some for the next person in rotation, they need to get high too
#14 - if you are a greedy bitch, it better be because you brought the weed
#15 - dont take more than 1 hit, unless its cashed
#16 - dont jew your friends, let the next person know if you think its cashed
#17 - if you get a bowl thats cashed, you can say "didnt get anything it was cashed" ; do not say "load up another bowl, i didnt get anything"
#18 - always compliment the person who brought the weed and say thanks
#19 - hot boxing is a plus
#20 - if you're hotboxing, you better sit your bitch ass down cuz your not fucking leaving
#21 - if you drop a fat j on the floor; pick it up, pass it on, and leave the room
#22 - eat the end of a fat j, it does add to any fade you can get
#23 - if you cant hold a fat j when it gets to the end, ask someone to do it for you
#24 - do not raid the fridge without asking first
#25 - do not act like a 5 year old when your stoned
#26 - do not talk like a fuckin broken record when your high
#27 - try to pass out in a descent location, not in the middle of the room
#28 - if you pass out, its up to you to wake yourself up, not anyone else
#29 - if you're too stoned to drive, say so, we don't wanna die because of your stupid ass
#30 - del taco is open 24 hours
#31 - remove money from your wallet before leaving to get stoned, you dont wanna spend $100 on del taco
#32 - take a wiff of the weed before smoking, this gets you in the mood
#33 - do not try and talk to someone when they're taking a hit, they're concentrating damn it
#34 - if you know people are smoking and the door is closed, do NOT knock on it
#35 - if you're not a stoner, do not try to act like one to be "cool", stoners know fellow stoners
#36 - do not call dealers at 4 am, they sleep to you know
#37 - always wash out the piece several times after cleaning
#38 - do not expect girls to bring weed, we WANT them high remember
#39 - alcohol before weed more often than not causes vomitting
#40 - tell someone if they are getting out of control, chances are they don't know
#41 - try and act calm and normal when going out in public stoned
#42 - do not flip out if you see police when driving stoned, just act calm
#43 - flipping out causes others to flip out
#44 - if someone else is driving high, dont complain
#45 - do not make stupid jokes at the del taco drive thru at 3am, they know your stoned
#46 - dennys is also open 24 hours
#47 - do not get paranoid when people stare at you when stoned
#48 - sex while high is better than regular sex
#49 - do buy trippy pictures you thought were stupid before you became a stoner
#50 - good music enhances any fade you get
#51 - do not eat healthy when stoned, 20 lbs of lettuce is the same as a bag of saltines
#52 - do not laugh when girls cough, you won't get any of you do this
#53 - do not be to pushy to get a newbie, just offer
#54 - do not smoke around people you know have a problem with weed smokers
#55 - do not smoke in plain view of the public, police do exist
#56 - do not cary large amounts of weed on you, better to be safe than sorry
#57 - airtight containers keep weed fresher than in a plastic bag
#58 - if you get a "piss your pants feeling" thats good
#59 - if your legs go numb, thats also good
#60 - it's okay to laugh when stoned
#61 - excessive annoying laughs may be asked to leave the room
#62 - do not lock the door when going to the bathroom stoned, how are people supposed to save you?
#63 - you will not wake up at 6am if you get stoned at 1am
#64 - do not plan on doing homework or any other worthwhile task after getting stoned
#65 - do not make goofy faces
#66 - do not be suprized if sober people don't find your jokes funny
#67 - pizza is expensive, stick to del taco, $1.39 quesadilla!
#68 - let one person order when faded, 10 people yelling at 1 speaker is not gonna work
#69 - repeatedly saying "im faded" is VERY annoying
#70 - a mans lighter is his sword, don't steal it
#71 - if you want to smoke, bring your own lighter
#72 - do not be shocked if your morning dump weighs half as much as you
#73 - do not use a mini-torch or you'll just waste the weed
#74 - smoking with a zippo will give you a lighter fluid taste in your mouth
#75 - do not bring a lighter with a child safety lock
#76 - if you drop the lighter in the bong play it cool and pray nobody noticed
#77 - do not rest the lighter on top of the bong
#78 - if you dont know how to light it yourself ask someone for help
#79 - girls tend to get naked faster when faded
#80 - if a girl gets faded, chances are shes not prude
#81 - do not bring fancy lighters, a simple 7*11 lighter will do
#82 - weed smells, invest in cologne
#83 - your eyes WILL get red, bring some visine
#84 - closing your eyes will cause you to trip out
#85 - it's not cool to get a man hard when he's faded and not do the minimal dick suck
#86 - if somebody smokes you out for free once and asks for money for another time you got free weed, pay
#87 - if you're an overweight chick, don't EVER take off an article of clothes...we're faded not drunk
#88 - fadedness increases horniness, it does not decrease unattractiveness
#89 - do not pass out on someones bed, where is that person gonna pass out?
#90 - bring a sleeping bag bitch, it's not your house
#91 - beds are off limits, floor is free game
#92 - if you pass out at somebody's house be gone before they wake up, they don't want to wake up and see/smell your post-stoned ass
#93 - if the host catches you passed out and tells you to leave don't cry like a bitch and ask for a blanket....get the fuck out
#94 - when you pass out, expect to get fucked with
#95 - if you start grubbin' pick up after yourself, no host likes to vacuum and sweep after smoking out
#96 - if somebody is hooking you up with free weed do NOT ask to invite your friends over too, weed cost money ass
#97 - speeding in a car while faded is scary, grown men cry because of it; drive normal
#98 - MADtv is a plus when faded, just watch the actors
#99 - do not start fights when faded, you'll be lucky if you land a punch
#100 - nick and dan would like to say "we are not potheads, we just know more than you"
#101 - if somebody smokes you out for free, you should supply the grub
#102 - don't beg for free weed, it'll get you nothing but a fat lip
#103 - if a joint or blunt is being rotated around a group, don't sit there holding it for 3 minutes. once you're done with your PUFF PUFF then pass it the fuck on
#104 - don't expect to be smoked out if you show up with a grip of your own weed and you don't load anybody shit. if you ain't sharing, we ain't sharing.
_nORM_
SMOKING RULES!:
#1 - do not blow your hit back in the bong
#2 - if you blow back in the bong, and the bowl goes flying... you need to leave the room for the rest of the session
#3 - do not jump in rotation if you missed the first pass
#4 - do not try and fuck up the rotation
#5 - do not rely on other people to bring the weed
#6 - never complain about free weed
#7 - do not leave the room during a session
#8 - if you leave the room, dont expect to be let back in
#9 - do not blow your hit in someones face, contrary to common belief doing so will not give the person anything more than annoying smoke in their face
#10 - if you're gonna cough, get a glass of water before you smoke
#11 - cover your mouth if your gonna cough
#12 - do try and manipulate the smoke into cool shapes when exhaling
#13 - dont be a greedy bitch, leave some for the next person in rotation, they need to get high too
#14 - if you are a greedy bitch, it better be because you brought the weed
#15 - dont take more than 1 hit, unless its cashed
#16 - dont jew your friends, let the next person know if you think its cashed
#17 - if you get a bowl thats cashed, you can say "didnt get anything it was cashed" ; do not say "load up another bowl, i didnt get anything"
#18 - always compliment the person who brought the weed and say thanks
#19 - hot boxing is a plus
#20 - if you're hotboxing, you better sit your bitch ass down cuz your not fucking leaving
#21 - if you drop a fat j on the floor; pick it up, pass it on, and leave the room
#22 - eat the end of a fat j, it does add to any fade you can get
#23 - if you cant hold a fat j when it gets to the end, ask someone to do it for you
#24 - do not raid the fridge without asking first
#25 - do not act like a 5 year old when your stoned
#26 - do not talk like a fuckin broken record when your high
#27 - try to pass out in a descent location, not in the middle of the room
#28 - if you pass out, its up to you to wake yourself up, not anyone else
#29 - if you're too stoned to drive, say so, we don't wanna die because of your stupid ass
#30 - del taco is open 24 hours
#31 - remove money from your wallet before leaving to get stoned, you dont wanna spend $100 on del taco
#32 - take a wiff of the weed before smoking, this gets you in the mood
#33 - do not try and talk to someone when they're taking a hit, they're concentrating damn it
#34 - if you know people are smoking and the door is closed, do NOT knock on it
#35 - if you're not a stoner, do not try to act like one to be "cool", stoners know fellow stoners
#36 - do not call dealers at 4 am, they sleep to you know
#37 - always wash out the piece several times after cleaning
#38 - do not expect girls to bring weed, we WANT them high remember
#39 - alcohol before weed more often than not causes vomitting
#40 - tell someone if they are getting out of control, chances are they don't know
#41 - try and act calm and normal when going out in public stoned
#42 - do not flip out if you see police when driving stoned, just act calm
#43 - flipping out causes others to flip out
#44 - if someone else is driving high, dont complain
#45 - do not make stupid jokes at the del taco drive thru at 3am, they know your stoned
#46 - dennys is also open 24 hours
#47 - do not get paranoid when people stare at you when stoned
#48 - sex while high is better than regular sex
#49 - do buy trippy pictures you thought were stupid before you became a stoner
#50 - good music enhances any fade you get
#51 - do not eat healthy when stoned, 20 lbs of lettuce is the same as a bag of saltines
#52 - do not laugh when girls cough, you won't get any of you do this
#53 - do not be to pushy to get a newbie, just offer
#54 - do not smoke around people you know have a problem with weed smokers
#55 - do not smoke in plain view of the public, police do exist
#56 - do not cary large amounts of weed on you, better to be safe than sorry
#57 - airtight containers keep weed fresher than in a plastic bag
#58 - if you get a "piss your pants feeling" thats good
#59 - if your legs go numb, thats also good
#60 - it's okay to laugh when stoned
#61 - excessive annoying laughs may be asked to leave the room
#62 - do not lock the door when going to the bathroom stoned, how are people supposed to save you?
#63 - you will not wake up at 6am if you get stoned at 1am
#64 - do not plan on doing homework or any other worthwhile task after getting stoned
#65 - do not make goofy faces
#66 - do not be suprized if sober people don't find your jokes funny
#67 - pizza is expensive, stick to del taco, $1.39 quesadilla!
#68 - let one person order when faded, 10 people yelling at 1 speaker is not gonna work
#69 - repeatedly saying "im faded" is VERY annoying
#70 - a mans lighter is his sword, don't steal it
#71 - if you want to smoke, bring your own lighter
#72 - do not be shocked if your morning dump weighs half as much as you
#73 - do not use a mini-torch or you'll just waste the weed
#74 - smoking with a zippo will give you a lighter fluid taste in your mouth
#75 - do not bring a lighter with a child safety lock
#76 - if you drop the lighter in the bong play it cool and pray nobody noticed
#77 - do not rest the lighter on top of the bong
#78 - if you dont know how to light it yourself ask someone for help
#79 - girls tend to get naked faster when faded
#80 - if a girl gets faded, chances are shes not prude
#81 - do not bring fancy lighters, a simple 7*11 lighter will do
#82 - weed smells, invest in cologne
#83 - your eyes WILL get red, bring some visine
#84 - closing your eyes will cause you to trip out
#85 - it's not cool to get a man hard when he's faded and not do the minimal dick suck
#86 - if somebody smokes you out for free once and asks for money for another time you got free weed, pay
#87 - if you're an overweight chick, don't EVER take off an article of clothes...we're faded not drunk
#88 - fadedness increases horniness, it does not decrease unattractiveness
#89 - do not pass out on someones bed, where is that person gonna pass out?
#90 - bring a sleeping bag bitch, it's not your house
#91 - beds are off limits, floor is free game
#92 - if you pass out at somebody's house be gone before they wake up, they don't want to wake up and see/smell your post-stoned ass
#93 - if the host catches you passed out and tells you to leave don't cry like a bitch and ask for a blanket....get the fuck out
#94 - when you pass out, expect to get fucked with
#95 - if you start grubbin' pick up after yourself, no host likes to vacuum and sweep after smoking out
#96 - if somebody is hooking you up with free weed do NOT ask to invite your friends over too, weed cost money ass
#97 - speeding in a car while faded is scary, grown men cry because of it; drive normal
#98 - MADtv is a plus when faded, just watch the actors
#99 - do not start fights when faded, you'll be lucky if you land a punch
#100 - nick and dan would like to say "we are not potheads, we just know more than you"
#101 - if somebody smokes you out for free, you should supply the grub
#102 - don't beg for free weed, it'll get you nothing but a fat lip
#103 - if a joint or blunt is being rotated around a group, don't sit there holding it for 3 minutes. once you're done with your PUFF PUFF then pass it the fuck on
#104 - don't expect to be smoked out if you show up with a grip of your own weed and you don't load anybody shit. if you ain't sharing, we ain't sharing.