[Second Chorus] Raziel can be a mack daddy!

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I have heard that for this Masquerade-- which I am going to not because I am a heathen but because I wish to be Spiderman-- getting a date is very important.

So, may I have a date from someone? So far I have the 31st, but perhaps I was mistaken since I do not keep track of the days of damnation.

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The 23rd.

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Blessed is the Holy 23rd! I am very glad to have been given this date.

[scroll_heir]

I am glad you enjoy your date.

But that's not what this "date" means.

You are supposed to ask a guy or girl to go with you to the party.

[stupidest_angle]

It is a very nice date. A prime too! Perhaps even a Tuesday!

...why would I want to do that? Are they protection? Are there heathens at this dance?

[scroll_heir]

It could be a Tuesday. Why a Tuesday?

No--

Yes, Raziel. If you don't have someone accompanying you, heathens will crash our fun party. So you better ask someone to go!

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Tuesday is simply fun to say. Tuuuuuuuuuuesdaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. I enjoy the 'u' sound. Like in nougat. Noooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugaaaaaaaaaaaat.

I shall not let you down! I will find the strongest person to accompany me to this wanton celebration!

[scroll_heir]

Were you dropped on your head at the commune?

Good boy! You wouldn't want to let Spiderman down, now would you?

[stupidest_angle]

Occasionally. After the time I tried to fly off the roof, the elders gave me a helmet. Why do you ask? Would you like a helmet of your own? I have extras.

It is my deepest fear. I shall not allow it to come to life. No heathens will enter your ball on my watch.

[scroll_heir]

You just seem like the type of person who was dropped on his head. Oh, no. I think you need the helmets more than I do.

We're counting on you, Raziel.

[stupidest_angle]

I have not needed a helmet in almost a year now.

I won't let you down.