[Second Chorus] Raziel can be a mack daddy!

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I have heard that for this Masquerade-- which I am going to not because I am a heathen but because I wish to be Spiderman-- getting a date is very important.

So, may I have a date from someone? So far I have the 31st, but perhaps I was mistaken since I do not keep track of the days of damnation.

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[omgbrown]

...Spiderman?

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The most heroic of us all.

[omgbrown]

But...what is he?

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He is a hero, transcribed in the worn pages of The Book of Marvel, and canonized in the name of our savior, thy lord Peter Parker.

[omgbrown]

One of those comic characters?

I've never read one before...

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...I do not know what you mean. I found a religious text after leaving my commune, depicting the most glorious adventures of Spiderman as he destroyed the unfaithful.

You must! All shall hear the marvelous news of Spiderman's triumphs against the waves of darkness and Dr. Octopus!