[ The audio feed starts up to treat all of Johto to the lovely sound of a wailing baby Cubone. The sniffling newly-hatched Pokémon had developed the habit of wandering around and looking for his parent whenever his owner turns his back
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Does that mean you finally got off your ass and caught more than three?
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[ Sigh ]
If I knew which one of my seven monsters I needed then I wouldn't have a problem here.
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Just take the strongest ones, then. You're moving with others, right? You can use that to bend the rules. Technically you could have, like, a thousand pokémon if you took enough goons along with you.
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[ /shrug ]
You couldn't formulate a good strategy if you had, like, a thousand pokémon. And we'd only have twelve between us.
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So you got the badge from the fucking bird keeper right? The fucking tenth did too, so are you two brats going on your own to Azalea?
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[ a-and hey! ]
Don't talk about the Tenth that way! He's not some little brat.
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I met the kid and he was a fucking brat however you look at it. I thought he might have something special going on that was responsible for whatever... whatever you have going on, but he's just some dumb kid.
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Of course he's special. You just haven't seen him in action. He's going to be a great man someday and he doesn't need demonic elves like you to make that happen.
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Mind if I ask you what took you so long in Violet city? If you had stuck with me then you'd be sitting pretty in Ecruteak right about now.
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[ sure they failed in countless parallel worlds but-- :I ]
Who'd even want to travel with you in the first place?
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