[Like a dog with magic canine hearing, Smoker instantly catches the word "justice." And you know that whole thing about not smoking? Yeaaaah try telling that to this guy.]
[Smoker shrugs and seeing the cigarette attempt offers a cigar. It's not the same, but in a pinch...]
I've already seen giants, zombies, men who cause earthquakes, and birds that have been turned human. Ghosts don't hold a big attraction to me. Maybe aliens. But this isn't our world, right? So we're all aliens here.
[ takes the cigar and lights it while listening to your totally engrossing story and he totally doesn't cough when he inhales because that would be lame ]
...That sounds pretty damn cool, Cigars. You must've seen some pretty interesting crap in your time and, hey, you sound like you know enough about the mysteries of the world to hold an intelligent conversation...but there's no way that we're the aliens here. Sorry.
[ Oh, Smoker. Don't say things like that to the Myster Hunter! ]
Y-you're not from Earth!? No wonder you said you were an alien! It was a confession, right? An alien confession!
[ whips out a slightly soggy notepad and pen and begins scribbling away ] Okay okay okay. Calm down, self. You've practiced this! What's your name? Your real alien name!
Tch. [Rolls his eyes and scowls.] I can tell you I'm not from Earth, and I'm not from here. My world is completely separate. What that means, you decide. [Stupid conversation anyway.]
You want to meet ghosts and aliens?
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[ Oh hey, you're smoking. So it's probably fine to try and light a cigarette if someone else is already smoking...
...but they're too wet orz ]
Tch, don't you want to meet 'em?
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I've already seen giants, zombies, men who cause earthquakes, and birds that have been turned human. Ghosts don't hold a big attraction to me. Maybe aliens. But this isn't our world, right? So we're all aliens here.
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...That sounds pretty damn cool, Cigars. You must've seen some pretty interesting crap in your time and, hey, you sound like you know enough about the mysteries of the world to hold an intelligent conversation...but there's no way that we're the aliens here. Sorry.
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[Pauses, not realizing this is probably a mistake.] Not that I'm from Earth.
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Y-you're not from Earth!? No wonder you said you were an alien! It was a confession, right? An alien confession!
[ whips out a slightly soggy notepad and pen and begins scribbling away ] Okay okay okay. Calm down, self. You've practiced this! What's your name? Your real alien name!
...and is this an alien cigar?
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Tch, are you sure that you're an alien? You better not be fucking with me.
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And fuck if I even know what you're defining as "aliens."
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...that much just became abundantly clear. If you don't know then you're obviously not one.
Look, thanks for the cigar. [ that's his way of telling you to go away :|b ]
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