SHAMPOO!!!!!!
HERE I AM, AT LAST. After thoroughly beating Saotome Ranma to a pulp, he mentioned between his pathetic whimpers that you joined a village on the kom-pu-tar by the name of
bnf_brawl-- so obviously, I have followed you here to keep you safe from the lecherous intentions of the pigtailed MENACE.
To the rest of you here.... I don't care about you. But I would like to educate you on the beauty that is my fiancé, Xian Pu [or Shampoo in your common tongues]:
(Those other girls are unappealing and ugly. Shampoo's beauty dwarfs theirs easily.)
*__________________* Isn't she a vision. But you can't have her. She is MY fiancé.
By the way, my name is Mousse. I am a male Amazon from the village Joketsuzoku in China. I am a master of the dark arts, or concealed weapons as you prefer. I am the number one threat to Saotome Ranma.
... I am also half duck.
[ooc: INTRO POST AND FANDOM POST ALL AT ONCE. Damn I'm good.]