Oh geez. This is really pathetic.
LINK “I’m so glad I’m still 39,” said Peters who wears a Stormtrooper
costume on weekends while playing the “Star Wars: Episode III: Revenge
of the Sith” videogame online. “One year old older and I would be the
laughing stock of my neighborhood.”
I gotta admit, it's pretty funny...because it's a fake article.