too funny or too weird or too trying too hard?
email I'm glad i didn't send the boy I like kinda a lot:
[I think that it's time you seek out my phone number since you don't have time to visit me at work.]
It's a wise investment for fans of the following subjects: Liza Minnelli's sanity, gossip on who did what to whom in the crapper, the lowdown on the cutest animals ever, updates on my 1970's jam of the week, and warnings on the current B.O. levels of Steve King's pits.
Intrigued? You must be!!
Act now and get free issue of my newsletter: The Cha Cha, Underdressed and Unshaven.
(also featuring Steve King's stanky pits)
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That is the cutest, right?
but he doesn't know me that well. so I cut it and stuck it here. ....
man, I like a girl and boy. no wonder my vagina feels weird.
[I think that it's time you seek out my phone number since you don't have time to visit me at work.]
It's a wise investment for fans of the following subjects: Liza Minnelli's sanity, gossip on who did what to whom in the crapper, the lowdown on the cutest animals ever, updates on my 1970's jam of the week, and warnings on the current B.O. levels of Steve King's pits.
Intrigued? You must be!!
Act now and get free issue of my newsletter: The Cha Cha, Underdressed and Unshaven.
(also featuring Steve King's stanky pits)
-----------------------
That is the cutest, right?
but he doesn't know me that well. so I cut it and stuck it here. ....
man, I like a girl and boy. no wonder my vagina feels weird.