Mar 29, 2010 06:19
Pretty sure the guy at the gas station by my house just asked me to fool around with him in the bathroom. He unlocked the Rainier (it was that kinda night at work.. the wait until 6 am and buy more beer kinda night) and said, "you are really looking good tonight" and then asked me if I wanted to go to the bathroom and I think kinda tried to wink.
Look, foreign from who knows where guy, it's not that you aren't kinda cute, and it's not that I don't love random sex in bathrooms... it's just that I don't want to sully the sacred ground where I buy beer at 6 AM. Can we still be friends/is that my change?