There's a reason there's a Johnny Appleseed and not a Jane Appleseed
I was beyond stoked to find out that Dan Savage would be on her Headline News show...and so delirious from my trip to Portland I thought Be-heast would be in my court and a cool hostess. I thought she was just typical talking head dismissive of Dan and agreed with his POV like the editor of Time magazine (who served as a commentator on 1 of the 2 subjects Dan got to stick around for). Now I see the error of my sleep deprived judgment.
Cause Be-hitch went on The View and talked shit about Dan "Victoria Has Loved Me Since She was 13" Savage. Ok, more like she used his homosexuality to diminish his astute input. Hater!
Nah to the uh! What a retrogressive shit stain! She went on the View and changed all his VALID smart points into just the gay opinion. Um, I Behar your pardon? The heated topic was Tiger Woods' possible divorce for all that sleeping around. Dan argued for monogamy being unnatural and Tiger pretending to be a sex addict so conservative sponsors and fans wouldn't have to cope with Superman sowing his oats.
Behater further disqualifies Dan's opinion with that weak for-horny-fags-monogamy-is-passe but-heteros-screw-for-procreation crap. Did she just crash my 9th grade debate club after getting a concussion? This is 2010.
In the world I live in heterosexuals are more divorced, high, abusive, incestuous, negligent, dishonest, aggressive and manipulative than most fags I know whether they are parents or not.
I don't know anyone who loves their kids as much as Dan and Terry, Jeff and Wade (my gay daddy bosses), or me and Marcus (Oh wait, Tyler is too old to adopt he he). If anything staying together for the kids causes more divorce than sleeping around! Kids=stress, sex=stress relief. You're only teaching them about the warm embrace of resentment and regret.
It wasn't a gay opinion; just a person's opinion. Dan was eloquent and a bit reserved given how offensive it is to have a gay man on your show to comment on someone's marriage.
Remember how gay people can't get divorced in this country because they can't get married? If you wanted a man to put himself in Tiger's shoes and explain what he'd do maybe you should ask one with the same fucking civil rights. As opposed to waving a shitty divorce in the face of someone who doesn't have the luxury of equal rights let alone a Nike contract and a yacht. All of which Dan has more than earned in my opinion.
Sherri Sheppard caught Dan's whiff better than Joy. Sad.
Also, Whoopi, Joy:
FUCK THE PATRIARCHY. YOU DON'T NEED A MAN. NO TED DANSON, NO PLASTIC SURGEONS, NO COCK SUCKING JAMES L. BROOKS FOR A MOVIE DEAL.
Real females heroes are needed, not this pyramid scheme fame monster show. ew
Cause Be-hitch went on The View and talked shit about Dan "Victoria Has Loved Me Since She was 13" Savage. Ok, more like she used his homosexuality to diminish his astute input. Hater!
Nah to the uh! What a retrogressive shit stain! She went on the View and changed all his VALID smart points into just the gay opinion. Um, I Behar your pardon? The heated topic was Tiger Woods' possible divorce for all that sleeping around. Dan argued for monogamy being unnatural and Tiger pretending to be a sex addict so conservative sponsors and fans wouldn't have to cope with Superman sowing his oats.
Behater further disqualifies Dan's opinion with that weak for-horny-fags-monogamy-is-passe but-heteros-screw-for-procreation crap. Did she just crash my 9th grade debate club after getting a concussion? This is 2010.
In the world I live in heterosexuals are more divorced, high, abusive, incestuous, negligent, dishonest, aggressive and manipulative than most fags I know whether they are parents or not.
I don't know anyone who loves their kids as much as Dan and Terry, Jeff and Wade (my gay daddy bosses), or me and Marcus (Oh wait, Tyler is too old to adopt he he). If anything staying together for the kids causes more divorce than sleeping around! Kids=stress, sex=stress relief. You're only teaching them about the warm embrace of resentment and regret.
It wasn't a gay opinion; just a person's opinion. Dan was eloquent and a bit reserved given how offensive it is to have a gay man on your show to comment on someone's marriage.
Remember how gay people can't get divorced in this country because they can't get married? If you wanted a man to put himself in Tiger's shoes and explain what he'd do maybe you should ask one with the same fucking civil rights. As opposed to waving a shitty divorce in the face of someone who doesn't have the luxury of equal rights let alone a Nike contract and a yacht. All of which Dan has more than earned in my opinion.
Sherri Sheppard caught Dan's whiff better than Joy. Sad.
Also, Whoopi, Joy:
FUCK THE PATRIARCHY. YOU DON'T NEED A MAN. NO TED DANSON, NO PLASTIC SURGEONS, NO COCK SUCKING JAMES L. BROOKS FOR A MOVIE DEAL.
Real females heroes are needed, not this pyramid scheme fame monster show. ew