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29 Chimera Court; Sexy Weekend Cookout; Sunday [ 05/27 ].

May 27, 2012 06:13

As the poster said, if you couldn't spend your weekend in style, you might as well spend it with a cheap beer in your hands, surrounded by idiots. While Samus would certainly say that she didn't fall into the latter category, she could definitely get on board with the cheap beer part. Plus, that first line was mostly her fault. And so it began, ( Read more... )

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Food & Booze - SWC, 05/27. stupid_metroid May 27 2012, 11:17:15 UTC

All of which is completely moddable and probably passably delicious. But it's just not a cookout without food and booze.

Re: Food & Booze - SWC, 05/27. onepunchguy May 27 2012, 14:09:24 UTC

Who didn't love a good weiner?

Guy would be stationed at the grill, making sure everyone was fed. And giving into that manly urge to cook things over an open flame. With a beer in hand.

Oh yeah.

Re: Food & Booze - SWC, 05/27. hatesmoststuff May 27 2012, 14:21:47 UTC

"Hey," April said, about as friendly as she got. Look, he was the burger god right now. It required some degree of friendliness. "Can I get a burger?"

Re: Food & Booze - SWC, 05/27. onepunchguy May 27 2012, 14:27:42 UTC

Guy seemed to attract Hal Jordan love interest age teenagers and people to whom politeness is a madness.

"I dunno, can you?"

Re: Food & Booze - SWC, 05/27. hatesmoststuff May 27 2012, 14:34:32 UTC

"I dunno, can I?"

This had the potential to go on a while. Burgers were serious business, okay.

Re: Food & Booze - SWC, 05/27. onepunchguy May 27 2012, 14:39:09 UTC

Guy stared for a moment, nudging a hotdog along to cook on the other side. It was a thing.

"Still waitin' on an answer." Guy Gardner: Grammar Nazi.

Re: Food & Booze - SWC, 05/27. hatesmoststuff May 27 2012, 14:42:23 UTC

April sighed. "Can I... be given a burger?"

And that was as polite as she was gonna get. So.

Re: Food & Booze - SWC, 05/27. onepunchguy May 27 2012, 14:44:00 UTC

"Word you're lookin' for there is 'may'," Guy replied kindly. "'May I have a burger.'"

Re: Food & Booze - SWC, 05/27. hatesmoststuff May 27 2012, 14:48:39 UTC

"That," April agreed. Then with a heavy sigh: "Please."

THE POLITENESS. IT BURNED HER MOUTH.

Re: Food & Booze - SWC, 05/27. onepunchguy May 27 2012, 14:58:05 UTC

LIKE A BOSS.

Guy smiled like a douchebag, putting one of the burgers on a bun for her. "Didja break something?"

Re: Food & Booze - SWC, 05/27. hatesmoststuff May 27 2012, 14:59:47 UTC

"I figured asking was the way to go," April explained, thrilled to finally have that burger bestowed unto her. So thrilled. Really. "With the way you're guarding the grill like that."

'Guarding' might be a bit strong.

Re: Food & Booze - SWC, 05/27. onepunchguy May 27 2012, 15:03:49 UTC

"What, you wanna be in charge of this?" So he can drink and laugh.

Re: Food & Booze - SWC, 05/27. hatesmoststuff May 27 2012, 15:05:04 UTC

"Absolutely not," April said at once. "That requires work."

Duh.

"I'm April," she added, since sometimes introductions were a thing.

Re: Food & Booze - SWC, 05/27. onepunchguy May 27 2012, 15:06:28 UTC

"Guy," he replied dryly. "New in town or a student that snuck in?"

Re: Food & Booze - SWC, 05/27. hatesmoststuff May 27 2012, 15:07:54 UTC

"I could just be a hermit," April countered. "Maybe I've never left my apartment before, but was finally persuaded by the thought of getting to attend this awesome party."

There was a small, small part of that statement that was true. Shut up.

Re: Food & Booze - SWC, 05/27. onepunchguy May 27 2012, 15:11:38 UTC

"That's kinda sad," Guy pointed out. "You could've at least found a better party."

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