Fat people shouldn't be allowed to eat in public
Fuck you fat guy that I work with.
You're sitting opposite me now, eating your microwave meal of chilli chicken. It stinks like fried arseholes (which is probably the chicken content of said cheap package meal). It stinks, and this you know, because I've told you. But you wont eat it in the kitchen. Oh no, cos your fat arse is moulded to your seat. Your going to eat it at your desk, making all manner of unholy slurping noises and proceed to put the container in the wastepaper bin next to your desk, where it will fester all day filling this room which you share with two other people, with the stench of chemical food overpowered by garlic.
Fuck you, I see you over there, licking the back of your spoon. You disgust me. Watching and smelling you eat makes me gag.
Fuck you, fatty. Whoa. Learn to love, you crazy bitch.