TIME TO VOTE!!! STUPIDIST SRS BZNS OR POINTLESS FLAME WAR
The Stupidest SRS BZNS or Pointless Flame War Category honors those whose involvement in LJ goes one step beyond the search for fun, lighthearted entertainment - these noble defenders of Truth and Justice take it upon themselves to remind us - constantly - that the Internet is Serious Fucking Business.
Our Nominees:
aegion Hates, seriously hates people who ask OPs who post large images to put them behind a cut. LJ is serious business and those who ask others in a polite way to do things are bitches who need to spend more time taking care of their kids, and less time in her precious community! And you'd better do what she says - she'll PWN you later when it's one-on-one, and then you'll be sorry. Because you asked for an LJ cut.
Don't make coflower angry - you wouldn't like her when she's angry. One of the things that makes her angry is SAMMICHES. She hates, hates, HATES sammiches. Just don't say that word. What word, you ask? Sammiches. When you say sammich she wants to punch you. So don't say it. Remember, DO NOT SAY SAMMICH. Because Sammiches? Serious Fucking Business.
njyoder is a man on a mission. His mission? To make sure stupid_free understands that they are all stupid poopieheads and that njyoder is a super brain genius. He is so super-smart that he'll spend post after post and comment after comment to make sure your feeble minds absorb this information. He will make entire posts designed to teach us the meaning of words. Because he cares that much. Educating all of stupid_free is serious business! And we love him for it. Well, at least I do.
skepticultist is what pops out nine months after you put coflower and njyoder in the same room with porn and they have begrudging, yet really, really hot, sex. Both convinced he's always right AND angry as hell, skepticultist needs mylaptopisevil to know that putting a can of Buzz Cola in his icon makes him a corporate whore, but Skepty's own Star Wars icons do not (maybe because they get him off???). Either way, he's right, you're wrong, and if this was real life, he would totally kick your ass.
The internet is a scary place. It's filled with people who will do terrible things like misrepresent Gothic Lolita Style. Thank heavens that we also have Gothic Lolita Superhero angelgoddess!! Able to leap huge communities in a single bound, she puts on her stretchy pants and flies to the scene of the crime to right the terrible wrongs that have been committed against Gothic Lolita Style. If that involves pulling out her Non-Sequitur Welfare Wank Death Ray, so be it - those bitches asked for it! Soon, the entire internet will learn that Gothic Lolita is Serious Business! Up, Up, and Awayyyyy!
OK GUYS, Time to vote!! For reals this time!
Poll STUPIDEST SRS BZNS OR POINTLESS FLAME WAR 2007
Voting will stay open for 24 hours, at which point a winner will be announced. Anyone can vote! Feel free to campaign for your choice in the comments!!
Love, your completely detached and impartial mod, sayonara_snot
P.S. go yoder
Our Nominees:
aegion Hates, seriously hates people who ask OPs who post large images to put them behind a cut. LJ is serious business and those who ask others in a polite way to do things are bitches who need to spend more time taking care of their kids, and less time in her precious community! And you'd better do what she says - she'll PWN you later when it's one-on-one, and then you'll be sorry. Because you asked for an LJ cut.
Don't make coflower angry - you wouldn't like her when she's angry. One of the things that makes her angry is SAMMICHES. She hates, hates, HATES sammiches. Just don't say that word. What word, you ask? Sammiches. When you say sammich she wants to punch you. So don't say it. Remember, DO NOT SAY SAMMICH. Because Sammiches? Serious Fucking Business.
njyoder is a man on a mission. His mission? To make sure stupid_free understands that they are all stupid poopieheads and that njyoder is a super brain genius. He is so super-smart that he'll spend post after post and comment after comment to make sure your feeble minds absorb this information. He will make entire posts designed to teach us the meaning of words. Because he cares that much. Educating all of stupid_free is serious business! And we love him for it. Well, at least I do.
skepticultist is what pops out nine months after you put coflower and njyoder in the same room with porn and they have begrudging, yet really, really hot, sex. Both convinced he's always right AND angry as hell, skepticultist needs mylaptopisevil to know that putting a can of Buzz Cola in his icon makes him a corporate whore, but Skepty's own Star Wars icons do not (maybe because they get him off???). Either way, he's right, you're wrong, and if this was real life, he would totally kick your ass.
The internet is a scary place. It's filled with people who will do terrible things like misrepresent Gothic Lolita Style. Thank heavens that we also have Gothic Lolita Superhero angelgoddess!! Able to leap huge communities in a single bound, she puts on her stretchy pants and flies to the scene of the crime to right the terrible wrongs that have been committed against Gothic Lolita Style. If that involves pulling out her Non-Sequitur Welfare Wank Death Ray, so be it - those bitches asked for it! Soon, the entire internet will learn that Gothic Lolita is Serious Business! Up, Up, and Awayyyyy!
OK GUYS, Time to vote!! For reals this time!
Poll STUPIDEST SRS BZNS OR POINTLESS FLAME WAR 2007
Voting will stay open for 24 hours, at which point a winner will be announced. Anyone can vote! Feel free to campaign for your choice in the comments!!
Love, your completely detached and impartial mod, sayonara_snot
P.S. go yoder