I am paranoid that black people are laughing at me behind my back, because TV told me that all black people think white people are dorky! ETA:
He took out the racist question! Now it's just about hamburgers.
In case you missed it:
I really have a phobia when I say anything that could be overheard by black people that they're mocking me when I'm out of earshot. I think it stems from so many TV shows that I've seen where black people see things that white people say as dorky and laugh at them because of that.
Am I completely alone in this? Is there anything any of you are paranoid other people are doing behind your backs?