eleuthreophile would like to know: "
why are most girls catty bitches who spread rumors about their friends?"
We are then treated to a Dawson's Creek-esque TL;DR "hypothetical" situation (names changed to protect the innocent).
thequestionclub says LOLWHUT? and
bellasmommy posts the best macro evar.
Edit: names aparently not changed, as
eleuthreophile doesn't give a shit about the innocent.