Admit it...
You were lamenting the lack of food stamp wank in your life.
ETA: If you are so inclined, you may want to check out the OP's birthday in his profile. Now I love old men, but at that age, maybe he should be trying something more constructive than bitching on the internets? Perhaps?
PS NO TROLLING PERSONAL JOURNALS! <3
ETA2: Well, the OP has apparently locked the post, along with deleting and disabling comments. Whatevs, there should be plenty of fuel in the comments here alone to keep this wankfire going for a good long while.
ETA: If you are so inclined, you may want to check out the OP's birthday in his profile. Now I love old men, but at that age, maybe he should be trying something more constructive than bitching on the internets? Perhaps?
PS NO TROLLING PERSONAL JOURNALS! <3
ETA2: Well, the OP has apparently locked the post, along with deleting and disabling comments. Whatevs, there should be plenty of fuel in the comments here alone to keep this wankfire going for a good long while.