I missed all the
aegion lulz! Damn my work schedule. Thankfully, one of my favorite species of internetters have been working hard to make it up to me.
Over at
multiplicity,
amyystar63 shares her multiple woes with a sympathetic audience.
These include a wild child named Jakie and the evil therapist who had the state take her license away when her two-and-a-half year old personality found herself driving a car. People commiserate.
"Jakie" then posts a
somewhat more hysterical version of the same thing, although this time another commenter with "amazing driving children" pops up. I see these people on the roads all the time, actually, so that's not so surprising.
Then, in a shocking twist, "Jakie" breaks away and makes her OWN journal,
jak_ay, and makes a post
whining about how Amy doesn't let her do fun things like sleep with random guys and not be anorexic. People attempt to counsel her but some begin to smell the smelly smell of troll.
Needless to say, when
amyystar63 finds out about this,
she is shocked, hurt and frightened. Commenters attempt to sort through this. In their attempts, we learn that schizophrenia is an "experimental illness", among other things. The "headmate" of the individual who made the trolling accusation comes in to apologize for his behavior. We also learn that her disassociation began after abuse in foster care. Someone should alert
jessy1019.
amyystar63 returns to ask how to get control over Jakie. People advise against this, and one member relates that attempts to do this "led to a nasty chimp-like dominance struggle between two members" in his system. I am personally interested in methods of flinging poo through the astral plane.
Finally, we achieve flounce. People of Kansas, you watch yourself on those roads now, y'hear?