...Erm? Contained within, you will find:
A big damn freakout
Complex pet food jargon
A bit too much importance given to knotty cat hair
Conversation about whether it is best to brush or shave the afformentioned hair
"I know more about blood and guts than you, nyah nyah!"
Laundry lists of said blood and guts
Massive amounts of "NO U"-ish bickering
A slightly stale but amusing pet stupid
Enjoy, kids.
Cheers!