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lovenoelg in stupid_free

Stupid Breeds Again

Jun 19, 2007 14:35

This is so mindbogglingly stupid I can't even believe it's real ( Read more... )

paging dr eljay, the blessedly ignorant, pregnant, batshit

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thecrimsondrago June 19 2007, 19:39:52 UTC

Dude I can make myself look like that by eating 3 plates of raviolis and sticking my gut out + arching my back.

mm..raviolis

lapifors June 19 2007, 20:04:01 UTC

Me too. In fact, upon reading this comment I got a big craving for ravioli and went and cooked some. It was delicious. So... thank you :D

New Rule mazzie June 19 2007, 19:40:02 UTC

If you're THAT pregnant and you're STILL NOT SURE, you have to GIVE IT BACK.

Re: New Rule starfyre_dragon June 19 2007, 19:42:54 UTC

OMG. That's an awesome rule!

Re: New Rule midnight_d June 19 2007, 19:44:59 UTC

LOL

Re: New Rule putaindemerde June 19 2007, 19:52:01 UTC

I can see her in a future post:

"Guys I still duno whats wrong... cuz 2day it felt like sumthing wuz tryin to kick its way outta my stomach... culd I be pregnant or wuz it the 2nd burito I ate at taco bel? it could be gas but my mother still says i must b pregnant. should i take another pictre and show u guys?"

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mass_hysteria21 June 19 2007, 19:42:15 UTC

Wow...just fucking WOW. If I had that going on, I'd be going to the Dr.

lovenoelg June 19 2007, 19:47:25 UTC

Exactly. Who puts up with all that for an extended period of time?

A fucking moron, that's who.

bluemetalpig June 19 2007, 19:52:17 UTC

Reminds me of this:

FALSE PREGNANCY IN THE DOG occurs when the bitch produces both physical and psychological changes that are a nuisance to the bitch and the owner. The psychological changes in the owner arise most often when informed that their prize bitch is NOT pregnant after all! The bitch will often produce milk, engage in nesting activity and look like she's pregnant. It's amusingly sad to see the affected dog try to persuade a tennis shoe to nurse!

-thepetcenter.com

ginky June 19 2007, 19:57:06 UTC

That happened to our cat. It was so sad. :(

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ginky June 19 2007, 19:43:21 UTC

I <3 the full of shit comment.

sassette726 June 19 2007, 20:15:47 UTC

Me too. :)

carinn June 19 2007, 20:39:52 UTC

it was probably the best one there

allofoil June 19 2007, 19:44:44 UTC

At first I thought the stupid was that she was paranoid, but that chick looks pregnant for real!
If that's how she gains weight, that is very unfortunate.

Maybe she has some other sort of reproductive health issue that is making her bloat out like that? My mom had a benign uterine tumor that gave her a pooch until it was removed. It took years to get big enough to notice, though.

midnight_d June 19 2007, 19:45:33 UTC

That really looks like a preggo belly to me. I gain weight in my tummy and it does NOT look like that!

mogwar June 19 2007, 19:48:34 UTC

Yeah, I didn't look like that when I was pregnant until I was five or six months along. Maybe seven. It was a long time.

midknight_starr June 19 2007, 19:54:47 UTC

Maybe she has some other sort of reproductive health issue that is making her bloat out like that? My mom had a benign uterine tumor that gave her a pooch until it was removed. It took years to get big enough to notice, though.

My husband cousin had a 3 pound ovarian cyst removed when she was 18 and she looked pregnant until it was removed.

Either way, instead of wasting time taking pictures and posting online about it, she should have made a Dr appt instead! Thats the stupid IMO *shakes head*

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