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My son is so compassionate...

Jun 12, 2007 22:05

...that he yells at people suffering on television.

eilithyia wants us to know that her 9-year-old son is a breastfeeding advocate. He has no problem with her walking around topless most of the time to breastfeed her toddler but "He's (sic)probably flip out if I pulled a bottle out though."

Then comes this little gem:
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lachica2000 June 13 2007, 03:25:43 UTC

Yeah, I'm sure the kid came up with the strident "maybe you should have breastfed!" all by himself without any influence ever from mom. Teaching your kid to be a judgmental douche early is awesome.

petitfour June 13 2007, 03:54:25 UTC

And I'm sure she'd credit reaching this "developmental milestone" so early to breastfeeding.

silveredmadness June 13 2007, 04:10:14 UTC

This comment is full of win.

That's exactly what I thought when I read it. Like the average 9 year old cares about breastfeeding without someone spoon-feeding him information all the time...

lachica2000 June 13 2007, 04:18:20 UTC

Yeah, the average 9-year-old boy isn't thinking enough about babies or boobs--much less the combination of the two--to have that firm an opinion.

notacrnflkgirl June 14 2007, 01:15:55 UTC

*breast-feeding him information all the time ….

I fixed it for you.

notacrnflkgirl June 14 2007, 01:16:39 UTC

*time….

silveredmadness June 14 2007, 01:53:39 UTC

ahahahaha. Thanks :)

sister_anne June 13 2007, 04:42:38 UTC

my thoughts, exactly.

naughty_fairy June 13 2007, 05:19:17 UTC

haha agreeed!

I have to say lolita_in_bloom gets my hero of the day award for this comment

"Wow your son sure puts the ass in compassionate."

too funny :)

mercurystar June 13 2007, 07:17:14 UTC

Yeah, this reminds me of the (slightly OT) time when I was hanging with my fellow (secular) choir members and their families, and the resident Jesus Freak's three-year-old started witnessing to people. Just turns to the little girl she's been playing with and is all, "Do you know God?"

I'll admit it: I shuddered. I mean hell, I'm fine with raising your kid within your own religion, but a toddler using specific buzz words is just so indicative of hardcore indoctrination.

Kids should be kids, not zealots in training.

claudiag June 13 2007, 13:07:00 UTC

See, this is where I'd just have to fuck with the kid. "Sure, had him over for coffee last week. Man, has he EVER put on weight. I told him to lay off the cheesecake, but he never listens."

animeg3282 June 13 2007, 13:13:13 UTC

Man and I thought it was weird when 6 year olds have read me stories about Jesus..

lachica2000 June 13 2007, 20:02:21 UTC

That is just creepy as hell.

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