I know that ONTD stupid is like shooting fish in a barrel, but we need a little bit of fluff to get us through until LJs ~*~*~official~*~*~ Pedogate statement, right? Right. It’s small but entertaining.
Apparently, Aretha Franklin is trying to
lose some weight and has cut back to 1750 calories a day. No biggie, right?
Oh, no.
Cue everyone and their mom:
1)
Freaking the hell
out about how OMG MANY CALORIES that is and
2) Letting us know that they eat 1/16th of that JUST TO MAINTAIN oh my gosh. Pigs.
I love you ONTD. I do.
(Errr, I tried to post this a minute ago but LJ ate it. :| If it ends up double posted: I'm sorry Snots! Feel free to macro the crap out of me.)