For the love of god, take a cold shower!

May 04, 2007 12:42

Various members have mentioned stupid in livejournal_uk before, mainly by mwandie or pnukkles, but I don't believe we have mentioned blueeyed_one yet. I am 99% sure that his posts are parodying himself, as he was a well known 'erotic story' writer on various adult comms, but his constant posting regarding sex gets a bit dull. he has stated he has a girlfriend, but she is obviously not enough for him.

I think about sex all the time! Is this normal. (yes it is. I am beginning to think you aren't though.

Show us yer tits pt I

Let me ask about penis size so I can assure myself I am well hung. (This is also a self mock as I joined in the discussion. However I posted it for ulvesang's outburst near the bottom of the page. Just goes to show not everyone enjoys reading about sex).

Show us yer tits pt II

Can someone tell me about Sarah Beenies tits?

Ah sod it, I'll just come out and ask you all for a shag. (bonus stupid for him suggesting a threesome with him, me, and my daughter. Classy)

As I said, I know he is probably not serious, but in another incarnation I was friended on his previous LJ and he really did post about sex all the time! It's creepy.

PS Although his info looks like a troll, that one is actually a new account because he started getting imitations trolling LJUK. I think he just uses it for posting in LJUK now. He used to be blueeyed_devil.

ETA: Dammit! I always forget to check for locked posts. It is an open comm though. Oh well, rest assured he goes on about sex alot. Now you can mock me instead. :/ Sorry about that.

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