This is too meta-awesome to pass by..

[cynica]

The only way to do accurate scientific testing [on anything] is to use identical twins.

Some gems (all direct quotes from chesterismyhero regarding scientific method):

"That's the problem. There is no way to do an accurate study and account FOR EVERY POSSIBLE VARIABLE. It isn't going to happen."

"I just happen to disagree with how scientific research is done."

"I am not wrong. It is impossible [for studies to be accurate]. There is no way to account for everything."

"Just because I disagree with how scientific research is done doesn't make me uneducated. It makes me a free thinker."

"I'm sooo sorry if I don't blindly follow research. Damn me for wanting to know the truth."

(all emphasis and bracketed comments are mine)

Edit @ 9:10pm PDT: Wow, already chesterismyhero has deleted the stupid_free post that this meta-wank came from. Sad. :(