Round and round, he'll always find a way -- just give it time.

Mar 27, 2007 19:01

Over in debate, chrissie wonders which group suffers the worst discrimination?

My favorite lj'er hollowpointslug, man of the people, phd from the mean streets, and benchwarmer at the local electrician's hall weighs in with a lengthy screed sure to get a reaction from the one person still willing to fight with him on the internet ( Read more... )

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twirlability March 27 2007, 23:15:05 UTC
Live 7 years longer than men.

...The fuck does this have to do with anything??

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morpheus0013 March 27 2007, 23:20:04 UTC
Didn't you hear? Women have the secret to living 7 years more than men on average, but we aren't giving it out to men 'cause we want to continue oppressing them.

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twirlability March 27 2007, 23:21:12 UTC
I must have missed that memo while I was out being a succubus and oppressing the poor menfolk.

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dindin March 27 2007, 23:29:31 UTC
Shhhhhhh! Don't tell! Gosh!

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nesmith March 27 2007, 23:36:47 UTC
Well, Richard Jeni figured out years ago that women came from another planet with the cure for baldness, which we protect by having meetings in the womens' bathroom with couches in them.

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morpheus0013 March 27 2007, 23:41:25 UTC
I was thinking about that bit when I typed my comment.

I miss Richard Jeni. =(

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nesmith March 28 2007, 00:51:06 UTC
I do too.

I like to think he's up there, making my father laugh until his tongue hangs out, like he used to when they were alive.

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sassette726 March 28 2007, 03:09:39 UTC
Really? I thought it was because we poisoned them with our disgusting urine-soaked vaginas.

Oh wait. Wrong woman-hater.

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bkmichele March 27 2007, 23:35:51 UTC
It's why we should be paying higher taxes/SS. Because we're going to collect it for 7 extra years

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twirlability March 28 2007, 01:13:42 UTC
Shh!

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nodescriptor March 28 2007, 00:08:13 UTC
Yup. It's totally a social issue. We survive those extra 7 years purely on the sweet sense of victory we get knowing that we oppressed the poor men of the world the previous 70.

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twirlability March 28 2007, 01:14:16 UTC
I love that it's so exact, too. Seven -- no more, no less. XD

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tovasshi March 28 2007, 00:10:37 UTC
twirlability March 28 2007, 00:40:20 UTC
Um, yes, I knew that. It's just not exactly reasonable evidence of women having their cake and eating it too.

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tovasshi March 28 2007, 01:37:26 UTC
twirlability March 28 2007, 01:43:05 UTC
... So, you're arguing that those seven years are a valid thing to cite?

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