i hope this hasn't been posted yet because i was just pointed to this and i love fat wankery. no really, it's my favorite.
ohnotheydidnt comes to the conclusion that one's success in life is not measured by actual accomplishment in your industry but rather by whether or not you eat
fried chicken with ranch dressing.
because lord forbid people of any size don't let their self-esteem problems hold back something important like their career. fat people should sit around all day crying into their bacon and refusing to function because they're supposed to hate themselves. anything less is validating an unhealthy lifestyle instead of you know, validating the human being and their actual worth as a person.
i want to quote so much but it's too easy, especially when people like
lovenoelg and
aurosan and come up with their arbitrary definitions of fatness.
now if you excuse me, i have a donut offering to validate me, and i must oblige.
edit: the stupid has come to us yet again. everyone welcome
aurosan, won't you?