Stupid_Free's First Ever SHOE EATING CHALLENGE!!!!
I have just invented a stupid_free tradition. I have called it the Shoe Eating Challenge.
Essentially, you may post a prediction/suspicion about something/someone. You then vow to eat your goddamn shoe if you are not correct.
If you are proven right, you may then post a smarmy, overweening gloat entry and heap loads of accolades upon yourself.
If you are wrong, you must eat your shoe. Since we cannot enforce actual shoe eating (and because some of us wear expensive shoes), you are instead required to post an entry admitting that you are wrong. We will then mock you for being a tard.
If you fail to post your mea culpa, you will run the risk of being outed by another member, which will result in exponentially worse mocking.
I will submit the inaugural challenge:
I, sayonara_snot will eat my goddamned shoe if jakeobs is not a troll in disguise who is posting to childfree and cf_hardcore with the singular intent to make the members of those communities look as bad as humanly possible.
My evidence so far (you will need to be a member of childfree and cf_hardcore in order to view some of these posts):
After I shoot my load whilst masturbating, I always look and see how much semen came out. Why? 'Cuz I get a nice little post-orgasmic rush knowing that that much of my sperm has existed that DIDN'T contribute to the creation of any humans.
So, would I be correct in deducing that CFers (girls AND guys) are the best at oral sex because they, more than anyone else, want to be able to get off and get their partners off without even the slightest worry about accidental pregnancy?
lord_snot has already done an amazing job mocking this post and the subsequent replies.
I hated this song and this twat with a passion back in '97 when it and she were all over the goddamned radio but I hate 'em even more now that I'm childfree (the song in question is actually sympathetic to the childfree position)
My wife's cousin, his wife and sproglet. Oh, and my left hand with middle finger outstretched 'cuz I hate 'em.
Have any of you sexually active and/or dominant CFers ever made a breeder sex partner and/or submissive of yours rim you primarily so you can later get off thinking about said breeder kissing their kids with the same mouth that was buried deep between your ass cheeks?
Essentially, you may post a prediction/suspicion about something/someone. You then vow to eat your goddamn shoe if you are not correct.
If you are proven right, you may then post a smarmy, overweening gloat entry and heap loads of accolades upon yourself.
If you are wrong, you must eat your shoe. Since we cannot enforce actual shoe eating (and because some of us wear expensive shoes), you are instead required to post an entry admitting that you are wrong. We will then mock you for being a tard.
If you fail to post your mea culpa, you will run the risk of being outed by another member, which will result in exponentially worse mocking.
I will submit the inaugural challenge:
I, sayonara_snot will eat my goddamned shoe if jakeobs is not a troll in disguise who is posting to childfree and cf_hardcore with the singular intent to make the members of those communities look as bad as humanly possible.
My evidence so far (you will need to be a member of childfree and cf_hardcore in order to view some of these posts):
After I shoot my load whilst masturbating, I always look and see how much semen came out. Why? 'Cuz I get a nice little post-orgasmic rush knowing that that much of my sperm has existed that DIDN'T contribute to the creation of any humans.
So, would I be correct in deducing that CFers (girls AND guys) are the best at oral sex because they, more than anyone else, want to be able to get off and get their partners off without even the slightest worry about accidental pregnancy?
lord_snot has already done an amazing job mocking this post and the subsequent replies.
I hated this song and this twat with a passion back in '97 when it and she were all over the goddamned radio but I hate 'em even more now that I'm childfree (the song in question is actually sympathetic to the childfree position)
My wife's cousin, his wife and sproglet. Oh, and my left hand with middle finger outstretched 'cuz I hate 'em.
Have any of you sexually active and/or dominant CFers ever made a breeder sex partner and/or submissive of yours rim you primarily so you can later get off thinking about said breeder kissing their kids with the same mouth that was buried deep between your ass cheeks?