[This is Splendid's house!
It appears to be in the process of burning merrily to the ground.
And this is Splendid! He's using his neighbor's hose to try and douse the blaze. It's hardly super effective, but he doesn't seem to worried about it. The fail hero is even humming!
The question that remains for all passerbys and concerned parties is thus: wat do?]
[ooc: second verse, same as the first - permissions post is
here!]