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Aug 01, 2010 23:45

[Okay, so Splendid's figured out by now that he doesn't have any powers. He's also learned that all hope is not lost- people can regain those things. And since he's a moron, he's already assumed that it's only a matter of time before his abilities come back. Furthermore, today seems like the perfect day to test that theory! Feel free to catch him ( Read more... )

*ryoga hibiki, !outdoors, *komachi onozuka, people die when they are killed, *garnet til alexandros xvii, *giselle, *petunia, *free, *satori komeiji, *maya fey, *yuugi hoshiguma, *lucas, *flaky

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deodorize August 2 2010, 04:49:05 UTC
[sup husband, waifu is just outside watering the garden. which is perfect. and has an equal amount of flowers in each color. and is absolutely square on all sides.

she does not notice you on the roof.]

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1/2 stuperpowered August 2 2010, 04:51:07 UTC
[LEAPS LIKE A MIGHTY LEAPING THING]

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stuperpowered August 2 2010, 04:51:46 UTC
[AND PROCEEDS TO CRASH INTO THE GROUND FACE FIRST]

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1/2 deodorize August 2 2010, 04:52:41 UTC
[SCREAMS

SCREAMS

OH GOD THE INJURIES

THERE MUST BE SO MANY INJURIES

RUNNING OVER TO HELP-]

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deodorize August 2 2010, 04:53:15 UTC
[-her garden! running over to help her garden because a useless ex-hero squirrel just landed on it.]

A-ah!!!!

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stuperpowered August 2 2010, 05:01:21 UTC
[UNCONSCIOUS

AND BLEEDING

BUT STILL...SMILING....LIKE A HERO!]

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deodorize August 2 2010, 05:04:58 UTC
[trying to roll his body off of her crushed flowers... hyperventilating a little........]

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stuperpowered August 2 2010, 05:31:45 UTC
[is an unmoving hulk of flower-crushing manliness]

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deodorize August 2 2010, 05:33:45 UTC
[

bursts into tears]

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stuperpowered August 2 2010, 05:44:22 UTC
[MIRACULOUSLY WAKES UP...slowly...THIS IS THE POWER OF A WOMAN'S TEARS!!!]

..n-nnngh..wha...

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deodorize August 2 2010, 05:45:49 UTC
[DON'T MIND HER, SHE'S JUST

STABBING HERSELF IN THE EYEBALL WITH GARDEN SHEARS]

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stuperpowered August 2 2010, 05:48:36 UTC
[groggily sits up, rubbing his head, completely oblivious to your eyeball stabbings!]

Guh...what happened...?

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deodorize August 2 2010, 06:08:59 UTC
[gushing blood everywhere

hyperventilating

OCD OCD OCD OCD]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

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stuperpowered August 2 2010, 06:21:45 UTC
[....oh

OH

OH SHIT]

M-Miss Petunia! What are you doing?! Stop that-

[tries to get up, falls over, gets up again, sways, lunges for the shears]

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deodorize August 2 2010, 07:49:54 UTC
[GROPING AROUND BLINDLY] H-how am I supposed to kill myself without thoooooooooooose?!

MY SYMMETRICAL GARDEN-

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stuperpowered August 4 2010, 04:39:04 UTC
[god he's even more braindamaged than usual by the fall, brb flailing the shears around

dangerously]

You'll be okay! I'll get some bandages and then you'll be okay and we can fix your garden and you'll be okay so kindly stop bleeding everywhere-

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