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Omegle.com is the greatest place ever. Creepy, but great.
I spent an hour talking to a guy from Oregon City. And we had the weirdest conversation. It was fun but then we started talking about fanfiction. I told him it'd probably creep him out, cuz I wasn't gonna go easy, but he said he could take it. I was on NC-17 ratings when he disconnected on me. ;)
Can't say I didn't warn him. It's a scary place sometimes. Lol.
The conversation'll be under a cut, if anyone's interested in reading it.
Oh, but my friend had conversations to end all conversations. For some reasons she kept picking up the creepy, horny, and desperate. Or just plain weird. She's an evil but awesome person. These are my favorites:
Stranger: Today when I woke up, I looked and I had a feather on my chest. I wondered what could that be. Then I felt an awkward feeling on my chest and realized it must've been an arrow of your love that pierced through my heart. 22 male here
You: lol gay
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Stranger: horny girl with msn webcam?
You: nope, im a 49 year old male who still lives in his parents basement
You: i like WoW
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: horny girl with msn webcam? i love you
Stranger: more than you could ever know <3
You: you too? god its the same thing with everyone
Stranger: i just want to cuddle
You: i dont, because im a porcupine
Stranger: oh in that case lets fuck
Stranger: straight up.
You: NO PORCUPINE DO NOT WANT
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And then my favorite:
Stranger: Hello, I'm becoming a psychiatrist and I wanted to start by practicing a non formal way. Would you like to talk to me about any of your issues?
You: im a schizo
You: WHAT WAS THAT?!
You: nothing... nothing
You: I HEARD YOU
Stranger: Well if you are not going to take this seriously, I'd be more than glad spending my time helping someone else.
Stranger: Thank you for your time, good bye.
You: lol k
You have disconnected.
The internet is filled with the most interesting people. Who tell you the most darndest things. I love it