Everyone's already read
basingstoke's
new Specialist Ronon Dex/ Doctor Rodney McKay story, right? Because:
a)It's Basingstoke, come on.
b)It's Ronon/Rodney, omg squee.
c)You get to pick your own ending!!!!!!!
d)There's unicorns!
e)Ronon gets prettier the more you tan him.
6) There is no rule #6.