Zombie Prom
Zombie Prom was awesome. Probably also one of the weirdest nights of my life. I guess something about being dressed up makes people do crazy things. Kiss four people, make an ass out of myself, get into a fight with your best friend, and yell at a cop. Oh yes, all these things did occur, but it actually was a good time, I swear. There was even crazy exotic dancers simulating animal sex on stage. I kid you not. This is what prom would be like if you could have drank at it. But alas, there's a story:
So Suzy Promgoer wants to look hot so Johnny Bad Boy notices her at prom. She does. He doesn't. Suzy compensates by making out with Bobby Next Door the rest of the night, taking their very secret five year kissing relationship into a very public arena. Drama ensues. Bobby Next Door is not over Sally Square who broke his heart for a band geek. Bobby Next Door could rip out Suzy Promgoer's heart with his teeth if she would let him. She doesn't. He gets mad. Suzy gets angry. End of story. Sort of.
Drama-free kissing is apparently illegal in the A-L-B. I'm lobbying to have the law changed. How can something you like so much be so seemingly unobtainable? Ugh Nicky New Guy is texting. He loves me. Of course. Fool.
So Suzy Promgoer wants to look hot so Johnny Bad Boy notices her at prom. She does. He doesn't. Suzy compensates by making out with Bobby Next Door the rest of the night, taking their very secret five year kissing relationship into a very public arena. Drama ensues. Bobby Next Door is not over Sally Square who broke his heart for a band geek. Bobby Next Door could rip out Suzy Promgoer's heart with his teeth if she would let him. She doesn't. He gets mad. Suzy gets angry. End of story. Sort of.
Drama-free kissing is apparently illegal in the A-L-B. I'm lobbying to have the law changed. How can something you like so much be so seemingly unobtainable? Ugh Nicky New Guy is texting. He loves me. Of course. Fool.