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*Some names will be excluded from the following tale in order to prevent lawsuits from the Pornography Assosiaction of Ontario
So Natalie and I are walking away from the Oakville Go station after our We Will Rock You Trip (which was bad ass ps). There's this red truck on the way to my soccer mom van and Natalie notices a camera on a the ground beside it. Of course I pick it up assuming I have a free camera. I look at the first picture and its a guy i know...i got in a fight with him back in grade seven but then we were cool once he had like 60 parties at his house summer of grade 10. Anyway, i'm like true i don't care, i want his camera. I go to the next picture and it just happens to be a picture of his girlfriend during the old changing routine. many others follow. true.... pretty damn funny. NEXT DAY. i pick up a friend to go to the BK Lounge for lunch. I show him the camera and he agrees that yes it is the guy i think it is. He then sees the photo of the girl and goes "DUDE!!! Thats _______, my exgirlfriend...i've already seen this bitch naked!" I then realize I know this girl as well. Neither my friend nor I have seen this girl in about 2 years...so obviously we show up at her house where her mom answers the door...shes a bitch, thats all i have to say...the girl comes to the door shortly after and we give her the camera...now the look she gives is priceless as she knows we've both seen some of the camera's content. There was then an extremly awkward invite into the home by her mother which we quickly declined and left. All in all i had a good lol and i think thats what truly counts.
I wish we had given the mom the camera now that i think back on it.
So Natalie and I are walking away from the Oakville Go station after our We Will Rock You Trip (which was bad ass ps). There's this red truck on the way to my soccer mom van and Natalie notices a camera on a the ground beside it. Of course I pick it up assuming I have a free camera. I look at the first picture and its a guy i know...i got in a fight with him back in grade seven but then we were cool once he had like 60 parties at his house summer of grade 10. Anyway, i'm like true i don't care, i want his camera. I go to the next picture and it just happens to be a picture of his girlfriend during the old changing routine. many others follow. true.... pretty damn funny. NEXT DAY. i pick up a friend to go to the BK Lounge for lunch. I show him the camera and he agrees that yes it is the guy i think it is. He then sees the photo of the girl and goes "DUDE!!! Thats _______, my exgirlfriend...i've already seen this bitch naked!" I then realize I know this girl as well. Neither my friend nor I have seen this girl in about 2 years...so obviously we show up at her house where her mom answers the door...shes a bitch, thats all i have to say...the girl comes to the door shortly after and we give her the camera...now the look she gives is priceless as she knows we've both seen some of the camera's content. There was then an extremly awkward invite into the home by her mother which we quickly declined and left. All in all i had a good lol and i think thats what truly counts.
I wish we had given the mom the camera now that i think back on it.