because i feel obligated to update
i have a subject for all to ponder.
or at least smile for the day.
"Masturbation won't give you hairy palms... unless you use Rogaine for lube."
enjoy your evening folks. ali, keep that statement in mind please.
has anyone seen ashley? im having withdrawls here. i need my olsen fixation. i also need my claire fetish solved.
but most of all i need my keri lovin! bring it on! now that you've all certified me as insane, im going back to peeling my toenails and counting penguins in my mind.
i give up. im just really not funny.
or at least smile for the day.
"Masturbation won't give you hairy palms... unless you use Rogaine for lube."
enjoy your evening folks. ali, keep that statement in mind please.
has anyone seen ashley? im having withdrawls here. i need my olsen fixation. i also need my claire fetish solved.
but most of all i need my keri lovin! bring it on! now that you've all certified me as insane, im going back to peeling my toenails and counting penguins in my mind.
i give up. im just really not funny.