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so anyway im a waitress right...
this party stayed in my section from 6-10pm. they smelled like fuckin ass. you know how an ass smells right after getting fucked? yeah actually i dont but i imagined it would smell like that. the tables around them complained of the stench. the other table i had gave me a good tip and was like "you should give them some extra wetnaps hohoho"
anyway the point of the story is their bill was $150 and they left me $6. everything went along smoothly, everthing was good with their food. it is just that ghetto smelly assfuckin people dont tip. and i traveled back and forth to that table COUNTLESS times. i must have grabbed all of them refills at least 5 or 6 times. yes, they were all about 200-300lbs. but DAMN, why'd they have to stink so bad?
this party stayed in my section from 6-10pm. they smelled like fuckin ass. you know how an ass smells right after getting fucked? yeah actually i dont but i imagined it would smell like that. the tables around them complained of the stench. the other table i had gave me a good tip and was like "you should give them some extra wetnaps hohoho"
anyway the point of the story is their bill was $150 and they left me $6. everything went along smoothly, everthing was good with their food. it is just that ghetto smelly assfuckin people dont tip. and i traveled back and forth to that table COUNTLESS times. i must have grabbed all of them refills at least 5 or 6 times. yes, they were all about 200-300lbs. but DAMN, why'd they have to stink so bad?