WITH YOUR POWERS COMBINED.....
i was feeling alright
until i was falling asleep in someone elses bed
and i felt guilty, for some unknown, retarded fucking reason.
so i stayed up and watched captian planet
they were saving the elephants from evil ivory dealers
favourite line:
"how am i going to feed my family?"
"unsuccessfully"
haha, oh man.
captian planet, youre the only man with a mullet for me.
next to mcguiver. but that just goes without saying.
he stole my heart with a stick of bubble gum
that he mysteriously transformed into a faux mona lisa.
GOTTA LOVE THAT SMILE.
RICHARD DEAN ANDERSON AND I ARE GETTING MARRIED
once i start to enjoy stargate sg1 more.
he just cant handle a lady with no respect for his job.
and frankly, im not feeling their teleportation device.
its no good, straight thumbs down.
I COULD INVENT SOMETHING BETTER THAN THAT PIECE OF SHIT.
ALSO, multi dimensional matter freaks me right out.
this is why i havent slept in like a year.
apart from mayans and me being afraid of loosing moments in a somewhat rational world. I fear what can and will happen to us.
I also fear that ill never be able to do the things id like to.
SO, hopefully Mr Anderson will marry me on a surf board in haiwii.
Ill be able to buy that steam boat ive always wanted with his gajillions.
Travel the world, pretending, no scratch that, LIVING the life of a pirate, sailing the ocean blue while raping your women and stealing all of your shit.
And being consumed by that oh so heavenly headspace we call "intoxication"
I will adventually be well known and paid for, thinking about what i want to think about, and writing this ever so clever blog, but at this time we will call it an "online memoir" so it seems more rational for the pay. (to the general public anyways) This will be followed up by me inventing a cure to every sickness and injury, even death by old age and gunshots. I will then revive george and john and then talk paul into reuniting with the beatles. I will then spend the rest of my life hiding mr lennon from the FBI and Yoko, so I may have my way with him at any time i please. Also saving the amazon is up on the list, so is replanting that which has already been destroyed. And giving George dubyah a frontal lobotamy and placing a walky talky in the empty space in which his under used brain used to be. Then i will be able to rule the world, from the inside, litterally. But i will promise you this, POWER WILL NOT CORRUPT ME. I will stop the use of fosel fuels, and use garbage and windmills to run our cars and heat our houses instead. This is possible to do, quite expensive to start, but better in the long run. I will have short films put in the place of commercials, art in the place of billboards. I will eliminate FOX, COKE, PEPSI, DISNEY and any other super power. And to aynone who enjoys reality tv, im sorry, thats done for too. I will make it illegal for any product to be sold in a container that isnt recycleable. I will adopt all the children who have no homes. I will give food and clothes and medical aid to all those in need. I will declare saturdays, watch cartoon day. I will personally kill trump. I will stop weapon testing in the ocean and all together. I will ban weapons use across this world, and force the people to talk their disagreements out for once. AND FOR MYSELF, i will put reruns of the following shows back on the air:
ALF
Blossom
The ghostbusters cartoon
Saumari Pizza Cats
Bobbys World
The kids of Degrassi Street
Perfect Strangers
THE ZONE WITH PJ FRESH PHIL AND HIS TOTALLY SWEET EPIPHONE
hahahaha.
Thats all i can think of thus far, so i will come back to it.
plus i need to sleep for i havent done that yet.
Apologies for the spelling and grammar.
until i was falling asleep in someone elses bed
and i felt guilty, for some unknown, retarded fucking reason.
so i stayed up and watched captian planet
they were saving the elephants from evil ivory dealers
favourite line:
"how am i going to feed my family?"
"unsuccessfully"
haha, oh man.
captian planet, youre the only man with a mullet for me.
next to mcguiver. but that just goes without saying.
he stole my heart with a stick of bubble gum
that he mysteriously transformed into a faux mona lisa.
GOTTA LOVE THAT SMILE.
RICHARD DEAN ANDERSON AND I ARE GETTING MARRIED
once i start to enjoy stargate sg1 more.
he just cant handle a lady with no respect for his job.
and frankly, im not feeling their teleportation device.
its no good, straight thumbs down.
I COULD INVENT SOMETHING BETTER THAN THAT PIECE OF SHIT.
ALSO, multi dimensional matter freaks me right out.
this is why i havent slept in like a year.
apart from mayans and me being afraid of loosing moments in a somewhat rational world. I fear what can and will happen to us.
I also fear that ill never be able to do the things id like to.
SO, hopefully Mr Anderson will marry me on a surf board in haiwii.
Ill be able to buy that steam boat ive always wanted with his gajillions.
Travel the world, pretending, no scratch that, LIVING the life of a pirate, sailing the ocean blue while raping your women and stealing all of your shit.
And being consumed by that oh so heavenly headspace we call "intoxication"
I will adventually be well known and paid for, thinking about what i want to think about, and writing this ever so clever blog, but at this time we will call it an "online memoir" so it seems more rational for the pay. (to the general public anyways) This will be followed up by me inventing a cure to every sickness and injury, even death by old age and gunshots. I will then revive george and john and then talk paul into reuniting with the beatles. I will then spend the rest of my life hiding mr lennon from the FBI and Yoko, so I may have my way with him at any time i please. Also saving the amazon is up on the list, so is replanting that which has already been destroyed. And giving George dubyah a frontal lobotamy and placing a walky talky in the empty space in which his under used brain used to be. Then i will be able to rule the world, from the inside, litterally. But i will promise you this, POWER WILL NOT CORRUPT ME. I will stop the use of fosel fuels, and use garbage and windmills to run our cars and heat our houses instead. This is possible to do, quite expensive to start, but better in the long run. I will have short films put in the place of commercials, art in the place of billboards. I will eliminate FOX, COKE, PEPSI, DISNEY and any other super power. And to aynone who enjoys reality tv, im sorry, thats done for too. I will make it illegal for any product to be sold in a container that isnt recycleable. I will adopt all the children who have no homes. I will give food and clothes and medical aid to all those in need. I will declare saturdays, watch cartoon day. I will personally kill trump. I will stop weapon testing in the ocean and all together. I will ban weapons use across this world, and force the people to talk their disagreements out for once. AND FOR MYSELF, i will put reruns of the following shows back on the air:
ALF
Blossom
The ghostbusters cartoon
Saumari Pizza Cats
Bobbys World
The kids of Degrassi Street
Perfect Strangers
THE ZONE WITH PJ FRESH PHIL AND HIS TOTALLY SWEET EPIPHONE
hahahaha.
Thats all i can think of thus far, so i will come back to it.
plus i need to sleep for i havent done that yet.
Apologies for the spelling and grammar.