List ten celebrity crushes and then answer the questions under the cut.
I saw
queenfaithie post this meme and this was what it made me think. :P
1. One
2. Two
3. Three
4. Four
5. Five
6. Six
7. Seven
8. Eight
9. Nine
10. Ten
So what do you like most about 2 ? His inner, recorder-playing dork.
If you could do anything with 4, what would it be ? Since getting him to record an answering machine message isn't really doing anything with him, I'm going to say, go shopping in a candy store.
Who would you choose between 5 and 7 ? Five. Seven is fun and all, but I think knowing Five would be easier. Also he's less manipulative.
Out of a ten, how much would you rate 1 ? 8 or 9. Unless I was ranking these ten in order, but I refuse to try that.
What do you find most attractive about 1 ? ...The coat? Also the TARDIS itself is a total chick magnet.
If you could go out with 3, what type of date would you go on ? One that gets interrupted by ACTION/ADVENTURE from OUTER SPACE and also THE FUTURE! The date itself would probably involve coffee or something, idk.
If 8 was a type of season, which season would it be ? A failed backdoor pilot.
Type of season? Huh. Yeah but he would be spring, because his main thing is being all bouncy and new, even once he isn't actually new anymore. I mean personally, I think of fall as bouncy-new-time because the heat death that is summer is ending and the weather is gearing up for snow, but other people with less good taste in seasons generally disagree.
Stupid plants.
Why is 10 not higher up your list ? lol
So what does 10 have to do to be brought higher up ? Well, maybe if he had some kind of, idk, time machine or something....
What would the ideal situation be for you for 2 and 4 ? Um. Manipulatively provoking Jamie and Leela into arguing over whose costume most needlessly shows off the legs. And then sitting back with some popcorn to watch the fallout. Am I supposed to be in this situation? I could be sitting there offering to share my popcorn.
Which two people would you want to be stuck with on a desert island ? Ten and Eight. Though the combined angst of Ten knowing that's the one that killed everyone and not being able to explain that could get old. Maybe if I kept them on opposite ends of the island, though.
Marry, shag or kiss - 4, 6, 8 ? Well by marrying Four I'd be marrying all of them, so that's easy. Kiss Six and shag Eight.
What do you hate most about 7 ? The way he acts like he wants to be everyone's uncle. It's kind of hard to explain.
Have you ever thought how you'll react when you meet 3 ? No.
Have you seen 1 and 2 together on TV before ? Yes. Twice, kind of.
Have you ever dreamt about 6 ? No. :(
Who would you take to a prom/ball with you ? Well if I absolutely couldn't get out of going to a prom/ball, I'd take Ten and hope that his cursed tux ruined the whole event somehow.
Cuddle, glomp, or kiss 1, 3, 5 ? These are not the most cuddly, glompable, or kissable ones. Hm. Five needs some cuddling, I think. One started it all, so he would definitely get glomped. Which I guess leaves kissing Three.
If you could give anything to 10, what would it be ? ANOTHER YEAR OF LIFE.
Out of all of them - who would you:
Kick ? Ten. Snap out of it and get back to adventuring, you!
Kiss ? Eight or Ten.
Pinch cheek ? I think that One takes things a bit seriously, so I'd have to go with him.
Run away with ? All of them, duh.
Act like an idiot with ? Um, no?
Cry on ? Actually, as much of a manipulative bastard as Seven can be, I think he probably has the best sense of how to cheer someone back up as well. It's the same skillset.
Take to see your parents ? Uh...Five, on account of looking both most harmless and closest to my age. Which is rather dishonest of him, come to think of it.
Cross dress with ? Er. Well I did have this idea for this kind of Ten-based costume....
If just stealing his coat counts as "cross dressing with" then Eight.
Swap lives with for a day ? Lemme think who has the coolest companions and then OH YEAH THAT WOULD BE THREE.
In conclusion, the Doctor > actual famous people.