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new years in two words = fucking hallarious.
seriously im gunna hit up Pimp N' Hoe parties more often, filled with cowboys from the ages of 21-45 dressed in mini skirts and big fur coats with endless booze. i learnt to two-step with a couple drunk cowboys and i was too drunk to notice that my skirt was up over my ass ahah. i met tanya and michelle, tanya rides with my uncle and michelle wants me to ride her horses. the room was filled with chocolate and gummy candies in the shape of penis' and the drink stir sticks were naked women. ^.^ . i was grinding with jack the dirty dirt farrier with stds and he got a little um cough excited, so i ran to shelby and leon and danced with them instead, hahahaha. um lets see there might infact be a picture of me on the internet of me and a pink dildo which one of the pimps had lol. ian was dressed in a kilt and kate was being a little bitch. as for new years resolutions, im going to try and be alot healthier, im going to loose weight because i need to be ridiculously thin. im going to eat better and im going to try to cut down on smoking inless im partying, if not quit completely. next pimp and hoe paarty, i promise to wear kates motorcycle chaps and booty shorts and ill get the party going lol. we ended up staying at some guys house cuz we couldnt get a cab, this was one of the guys who was grabbing my ass the entire night and was like 45. moral of the story: cowboys are dirty, but very fun.
ps. while this was all going on cade was at pierces party and jumped off a 20 ft roof onto cement and broke both of his heels. brianne was punching a bitch in the face at ryans party, and justine was probably taking it in the ass.
seriously im gunna hit up Pimp N' Hoe parties more often, filled with cowboys from the ages of 21-45 dressed in mini skirts and big fur coats with endless booze. i learnt to two-step with a couple drunk cowboys and i was too drunk to notice that my skirt was up over my ass ahah. i met tanya and michelle, tanya rides with my uncle and michelle wants me to ride her horses. the room was filled with chocolate and gummy candies in the shape of penis' and the drink stir sticks were naked women. ^.^ . i was grinding with jack the dirty dirt farrier with stds and he got a little um cough excited, so i ran to shelby and leon and danced with them instead, hahahaha. um lets see there might infact be a picture of me on the internet of me and a pink dildo which one of the pimps had lol. ian was dressed in a kilt and kate was being a little bitch. as for new years resolutions, im going to try and be alot healthier, im going to loose weight because i need to be ridiculously thin. im going to eat better and im going to try to cut down on smoking inless im partying, if not quit completely. next pimp and hoe paarty, i promise to wear kates motorcycle chaps and booty shorts and ill get the party going lol. we ended up staying at some guys house cuz we couldnt get a cab, this was one of the guys who was grabbing my ass the entire night and was like 45. moral of the story: cowboys are dirty, but very fun.
ps. while this was all going on cade was at pierces party and jumped off a 20 ft roof onto cement and broke both of his heels. brianne was punching a bitch in the face at ryans party, and justine was probably taking it in the ass.