How Scene are you?? 1. studded belt - 2 points: 4 i suppose. being that i have two. 2. dyed black hair - 2 points: 2 yes. but. it's dark brown. and i prefer black. 3. thick rimed glasses - 2 points: 2 once again. i have a severe stigmatism 4. tight shirts/pants - 2 points each: 20+ a lot? i don't know. i'm fat! 5. gaudy belt buckle - 2 points each: 0 6. clothing bought from a thrift store - 2 points each: like... 10 perhaps. 7. having hair with bangs longer than the rest - 2 points: i don't understand. 8. trucker hats - 2 points: 2 9. messenger bag - 3 points: 6 10. livejournal/myspace/friendster account - 2 points each: 2 11. saucony/new balance/ converse shoes - 2 points per pair: 2 (which i bought at a thrift store) 12. mountian climbing key thingy - 2 points: 2 present from dad. 13. X'd up mosh gloves - 10 points: 0 14. scarf - 2 points: 4 i live in canada. it's fucking cold. 15. refering to bands as acronym - 2 points: 2 16. vegan diet - 5 points: 5 bitchen 17. vegitarian diet - for shame, no points: uhm. i'm vegan. does that include being veggie too? *i'm stupid. 18. food not bombs participation - 5 points: 0 19. straight edge - 5 points: FUCK no 20. aspiring photographer - 3 points: 0 21. using adj from the late 80's/ early 90's (i.e. rad, gnarly, rockin', etc.) 1 point for each word in vernacular: 5 maybe 22. pins/buttons 1/2 point each: too many to count. so we'll say 20 23. plugs/body piercings - 2 points each: 20 on the dot. 24. vinyl collection - 10 points: 10 for sure. i have many a vinyl. 25. moldy peaches fan - 10 points: 0 26. liking metal seriously - deduct 5 points: -5 27. liking metalcore - 5 points: what the fuck is this? 28. reading books over 300 pages long - 3 points: -3 go bible! 39. riding a bike - 5 points: 5 30. participating in "the mosh" - 5 points: 5 and it was sweaty and rape-esque 31. tea aficianado - 5 points: 0 32. writing poetry - 5 points: 0 33. attended 50 shows or more in a year - 2 points: 0 34. attending hell fest - 5 points: 0 35. being in a band - 5 points: 5 36. working at an indy record store/health food store - 5 points: 5 i volunteer at one 37. clapping durring midpaced part of a song - 5 points: 5 My Total = i need a calc. brb. [130] 0-24 - poser! get out or be forced out. 25-44 - beginner. attend more shows, buy more records, you'll be fine. 45-74 - scenester. you've been around awhile and you know what's up, good job. 75 - or more - GOD! i bow to thee with your knowledge of everything hardcore
1. studded belt - 2 points: 4 i suppose. being that i have two.
2. dyed black hair - 2 points: 2 yes. but. it's dark brown. and i prefer black.
3. thick rimed glasses - 2 points: 2 once again. i have a severe stigmatism
4. tight shirts/pants - 2 points each: 20+ a lot? i don't know. i'm fat!
5. gaudy belt buckle - 2 points each: 0
6. clothing bought from a thrift store - 2 points each: like... 10 perhaps.
7. having hair with bangs longer than the rest - 2 points: i don't understand.
8. trucker hats - 2 points: 2
9. messenger bag - 3 points: 6
10. livejournal/myspace/friendster account - 2 points each: 2
11. saucony/new balance/ converse shoes - 2 points per pair: 2 (which i bought at a thrift store)
12. mountian climbing key thingy - 2 points: 2 present from dad.
13. X'd up mosh gloves - 10 points: 0
14. scarf - 2 points: 4 i live in canada. it's fucking cold.
15. refering to bands as acronym - 2 points: 2
16. vegan diet - 5 points: 5 bitchen
17. vegitarian diet - for shame, no points: uhm. i'm vegan. does that include being veggie too? *i'm stupid.
18. food not bombs participation - 5 points: 0
19. straight edge - 5 points: FUCK no
20. aspiring photographer - 3 points: 0
21. using adj from the late 80's/ early 90's (i.e. rad, gnarly, rockin', etc.) 1 point for each word in vernacular: 5 maybe
22. pins/buttons 1/2 point each: too many to count. so we'll say 20
23. plugs/body piercings - 2 points each: 20 on the dot.
24. vinyl collection - 10 points: 10 for sure. i have many a vinyl.
25. moldy peaches fan - 10 points: 0
26. liking metal seriously - deduct 5 points: -5
27. liking metalcore - 5 points: what the fuck is this?
28. reading books over 300 pages long - 3 points: -3 go bible!
39. riding a bike - 5 points: 5
30. participating in "the mosh" - 5 points: 5 and it was sweaty and rape-esque
31. tea aficianado - 5 points: 0
32. writing poetry - 5 points: 0
33. attended 50 shows or more in a year - 2 points: 0
34. attending hell fest - 5 points: 0
35. being in a band - 5 points: 5
36. working at an indy record store/health food store - 5 points: 5 i volunteer at one
37. clapping durring midpaced part of a song - 5 points: 5
My Total = i need a calc. brb. [130]
0-24 - poser! get out or be forced out.
25-44 - beginner. attend more shows, buy more records, you'll be fine.
45-74 - scenester. you've been around awhile and you know what's up, good job.
75 - or more - GOD! i bow to thee with your knowledge of everything hardcore
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