My New Best Friend
This is my new best friend. His name is Nick. He's not actually my new best friend, in fact, he hates me because apparently i'm not emo enough for him or something. As you can tell from his photograph, he's obviously a very angry person. I don't know how that's even possible considering that the ladies obviously LOVE him. I mean, cmon, he is some hot shit, looks just like brad pitt. Maybe if he masturbated more he'd be less uptight. I'm sure people would like him more. He might even make some...oh, what are those called?...oh yeah! friends. Maybe then he'd have something better to do than to reply to EVERY ONE of my journal entries (we're talking about back to 3 years ago) with asinine comments such as "Here's how it works. You suck" ,"Oh...girl didn't call you? Poor boy...poor little boy...better go cry in the corner."-yeah I know, as we've explored, I'm not even close to the ladies man that you are, "you really should quit, man" man, I WISH I could be that clever..oh well time to go cry in the corner *tear*
I'm glad we've become such good friends so quickly, especially considering we've NEVER MET....not even a lil IM conversation or anything.
He even has his own little site that shows off just how much better he is than everyone else, if you don't believe me just go here http://www.coldwind.tk
thanks nick, i hope we're friends forever
love,
Jon