Wow ....
Yesterday I was driving in my rental car and listening to satellite radio. I like taking a break from music sometimes and listening to the comedy station. Here was one guy's routine:
"Hey ladies, could you do me a favor and stop wearing those stupid Jackie Onassis sunglasses? You look so ugly that I just to slap them off of your faces. And stop texting while driving! Yeah, that's a brilliant idea! You already suck at driving, so we'll just give you a phone to text and talk on so you'll crash even more. And by the way, did we dodge a bullitt this last election or what? A WOMAN president? Can you imagine? How's a woman supposed to be President when she's so busy cooking, cleaning, and doing laundry? You know, her purpose!"
When he noticed that no one was laughing, he changed the subject. Wow dude .... just wow.
"Hey ladies, could you do me a favor and stop wearing those stupid Jackie Onassis sunglasses? You look so ugly that I just to slap them off of your faces. And stop texting while driving! Yeah, that's a brilliant idea! You already suck at driving, so we'll just give you a phone to text and talk on so you'll crash even more. And by the way, did we dodge a bullitt this last election or what? A WOMAN president? Can you imagine? How's a woman supposed to be President when she's so busy cooking, cleaning, and doing laundry? You know, her purpose!"
When he noticed that no one was laughing, he changed the subject. Wow dude .... just wow.