Sep 29, 2005 19:54
--Redneck--
1] Do you believe the south will rise again? LOL!
2] Do you drive a four-wheel drive automobile? I wish
3] Do you live in a mobile home? nope
4] Is your car still primer gray? whaaA?
5] Do you like country music? eh.. not really.
6] Do you have a broken car in your back yard? Nope! its a Subaru Impreza, third most reliable car in the country!
Total Yes: 0
-Goth--
1] Do you wear black eyeliner? pshh no.
2] Is most of your clothing black? not really.
3] Do you think about death often? that seems kind of pointless.
4] Do you want to die? who does!?!
5] Are you a social outcast? No.
6] Are you pale? nope.
7] Do you like Hot Topic? Eh... they dont have any good bands there.
8] Do you enjoy Tim Burton's Movies? Nah. The Nightmare Before Christmas was freakin KIDS MOVIE!
9] Are you nice? Yea. but that isnt gothic at all.
Total YES: 0
--Skater Punk--
1] Can you skateboard? Ha. no.
2] Do you wear Vans? nope.
3] Do you do stupid stuff with your friends? yea, who doesnt?
4] Have you gotten in trouble with the PIGS? The pigs huh. nope.
5] Do you listen to punk bands? i guess so.
6] Do you have any piercings other than your ears? no
7] Do you like/wear mohawks? ew no.
8] Do you wear Band t-shirts? yea
9] Have you called someone a poser? nah.
Total YES: 2
--Prep--
1] Do you say the word "like"? not enough to validate this question.
2] Do you shop at Abercrombie and Fitch? HECK NO
3] Are the A&F models hot? havent seen em
4] Do you pop the collar? wha?
5] Do the people in Hot topic scare you? pshh no.
6] The only nerd you like is Seth Cohen? who the crap is Seth Cohen
7] Do you watch LAGUNA BEACH? Never heard of it
8] Do you like pop music? yuck.
9] Do you want/have a little dog? nope.
Total YES: 0
--Hippie--
1] Is your hair long? Ha, no.
2] Do you own a tye-dye shirt? nope.
3] Do you want peace? sure.
4] Do you want to save the animals?: Yes. i believe in decent treatment of animals. GO PETA!
5] Do you think the war is unnecessary? occasionally.
6] Is love essential in your life? i guess so.
7] Have you smoked pot? NO
8] Do you go long periods of time without shaving? i dont think so..
9] Do you like classic rock and trippy music? nah
Total YES: 2 1/2
--Gangsta--
1] Are you from the ghetto? HAHA. Nobody in venice is nomatter how much they try.
2] Do you wear do-rags? wha?
3] Do you like hip-hop? Rap isnt music.
4] Was Tupac truly the greatest rapper in the world? I wouldnt know.
5] Do you believe he's alive? ... now youre gettin into weird crap.
6] Do you like afros? ew no.
7] Have you ever said "Fo Shizzle"? HAHA no.
8] Do you like to dance? not reallyyy....
9] Do you own any Baby Phat or G-Unit? nope
Total YES: 0
--Emo--(oh this is gonna be fun)
1] Do you cry often? No. Emo kids cry if Walmart doesnt take their coupon. Sheez SUCK IT UP.
2] Do you wear hoodies covering your face?: No because im not an antisocial wussbag.
3] Do you like soft music? i guess so. as long as its not "SLITT MY WRISTSS!!!"
4] Do people misunderstand you? No. People dont misunderstand emo kids either. Emo kids misunderstand themselves and misunderstand that they arent artistic, they arent sensitive, they just have no balls.
5] Do you write your own songs? Now i find this question offensive. Why is it that emo kids are automatically labled as musicians? it gives true musicians a bad name.
6] Is your hair dyed dark? dying youre hair dark has to be the gayest thing in the world. it looks so cheesy.
7] Do you cut? People who cut themselves are seriously messed up. Its all for attention and self pity. They have a little pity party and think "ohhh i wanna dieeee".
8] Are you lonely? no. emo kids arent lonely either. they have plenty of friends, they just dont acknowledge them.
9] Is Ohio for lovers? NO! Virginia is for lovers. If Hawthorne Heights misses their family so much, slitting their wrists and blacking their eyes aint gonna bring them back. And if they fall asleep tonight, or moreso die, then they'll never see their family again. idiots.
Total YES: -5
--Surfer--
1] Do you surf? no
2] Do you wear flip flops year-round? nope
3] Is your hair shaggy? unfortunately. kinda
4] Do you wake up before 6 every morning? HAHA YEA RIGHT
5] Do you own any pairs of shorts? plenty
6] Are you tan? id say so.
7] Do you have a lot of patience? nope
8] Do you want to be at the beach right now? no. The sun is too hot and the water is too wet.
9] Do you hate tourists? yes.
Total YES: 3 1/2
--Nerd--
1] Do you wear glasses? nope.
2] Do you get good grades? ...they could be better
3] Do you use an inhaler? nope
4] Do you stick pens and calculators into your shirt pockets? haha no.
5] Did your mom pick out your clothes? nooo
5] Are you on the computer often? ...yes
6] Do you ever get picked on? for being christian.
7] Do you look forward to go to school? EW NO
8] Are you shy around the opposite sex? ok i admit it...yes
9] Do/did you have braces? nope
Total YES: 3
--Geek--
1] Do you have a wide variety of comic books? nope
2] Do you like Star Wars? nah
3] Do you play a lot of video games? nahh
4] Have you ever went to the midnight movie? nope
5] Do you collect dvds of your favorite tv shows? nope
6] Have you ever dressed up for a comic book convention? haha no
7] Are you on the computer a lot? you asked me that already.
8] Do you wish you had a robot for a friend? nah..
9] Have you ever watched an entire movie series such as Lord of the Rings or Star Wars in a whole day? nope
Total YES: 1
The winner(s): Surfer i guess. haha.