Yay, I figured it out!
BASICS
1.) Name: Samantha Marie Stumbo
2.) Age: 19
3.) Location: McDowell, Ky
4.) What's you realistic goals for a future career?: TRYING my damn hardest in college, so I can go to pharmacy school. It's going to kill me though.
5.) Are you more independent or dependent? Why?: Dependent. I don't drive *eventhough I have my license and I love investing money in my car (that I never drive) lol. I don't cook. I need Zach and my family and I always will. That's not a problem with me though. I love them all and love having them around all the time!
FAVORITES:
5.) Bands (no more than five): Sinch, 3 Days Grace, Ra, Breaking Benjamin, Cold
6.) Movies (no more than five): Dumb and Dumber, Happy Gilmore, Liar Liar, Big Daddy (Yeah, I like Adam Sandler and Jim Carrey)
7.) Sport: I don't really get into sports. I've never played any. Don't watch them. mmmm don't have one
8.) Vacation Location & why: A warm beach (preferably with white sand and blue water). Why? It's warm, peaceful, relaxing. God, I love the beach. Don't know why I' so obsessed with it.
9.) T.V. Shows (no more than five): CSI (Damn show-- ruined my life), Friends, South Park, The Simpsons, Family Guy
10.) Food: I'm fat, so any fast food will do. Taco Bell? MMMM
11.) Favorite President of all time? (and why.): Eh' politics.... Bill Clinton? I just love the man. He is really intelligent, he seems really down-to-earth, and he was a great president (in MY opinion).
ABOUT YOU:
11.) What is the most stuck up thing you've ever done? Thinking....I can't think of one specific thing. In high school I am sure I snubbed a few ppl that I probably shouldn't have. Would never ever snub anyone now-- funny how we grow up like we do.
12.) What makes you turn your head in disgust about the same sex? Girls need to simply buy their size in clothes. Bigger girls can't wear smalls, but I think some try. Then you have skinny girls who wear pants to small for them also which makes them appear bigger than they are. Also, a lot of make-up is disguting to meand bleach-blonde, fake looking hair.
13.) Now about the opposite sex? The long hair... what is up with the "70s look"... it doesn't look nice or clean or good. Also the guys that work at Abercrombie majorily disgust me. The flipped up collars, the half tucked in shirts... lol... kinda humorous. They look like fags... sorry. Abercrombie looks nice on guys but c'mon don't take it too far!!! =)
14.) Who's the last person you argued with and why? Zach, him and I get into it a lot but they're all only like 5 minutes arguments!
15.) Do you think you did a good job defending your point? I always do a good job defending my point but he's hard-headed. He, of course, always thinks he is correct. C'mon, I am NEVER wrong. =)
16.) Are you self-confindent? Eh' not really to be honest. I think I am fat. I rarely look in the mirror and am like awwww look at that--- how pretty you are. (LMAO who does do that though?)
17.) What's one aspect about yourself you'd want to change and why? Aww... I only get one? Okay then appearence wise, my boobs- yeah, I said it. I wish they were like 3 sizes smaller. Personality wise: I wish I was more outgoing and less shy and stand-offish.
EITHER/OR: (explain your answers.)
18.) Rock -or- Rap?: Rock, because Rap isn't music. Well, it is music but they don't play their own instruments. Rock music is more emotional and more thought is put into a rock song. I could make a rap song if I could find me a beat box (or whatever the hell you call it). It would be a great rap song too.
19.) Pepsi -or- Coke?: Depends. Pepsi, if I am drinking it out of the can. Coke, if I get it out of returaunts. Why? I don't know.
20.) Skateboarding -or- Rollerblading?: I would break my ass, if I did either. Skateboarding looks harder. Umm... yelp....
21.) Date someone with bad teeth -or- date someone with B.O.?: B.O. definitely. That's an easy fix. Buy them a stick of deodarant. Bad teeth-- not an easy fix, maybe not fixable at all.
22.) Marilyn Monroe -or- Audrey Hepburn? I can be honest and say I've never watched either one of their movies. Tried watching Marilyn Monroe's once and I wasn't impressed. Both are very beautiful women, but I would have to say Marilyn is much more beautiful. Didn't she come from a poor family? and she became the most well, known actress of all time. Good for her.
23.) Winter -or- Summer? SUMMER. Why even ask? Reasons: No school, warm weather, TAN, plenty of time to do what I want, swimming, going to the lake, driving with the windows down, sandals, green trees, etc. etc. etc.
24.) Fall -or- Spring? Spring. Well, my birthday is in spring. The weather is turning warm, flowers are blooming (yes, I love flowers). It's just a wonderful change from the dreary, dry, dull winter.
ROAST: (This means, in a comedic style, state mean and horrible opinions on these following people. Make us laugh at your insults!)
***I'M NOT A VERY FUNNY PERSON SO THIS SHOULD BE WONDERFUL***
25.) Bill Clinton: What were you thinking? Monica? C'mon.... why?! Like people wouldn't find out c'mon. I still luv ya' though Bill! LoL
26.) Madonna: Music sucks, she's like 60- just wish she would retire. Jay-Z has retired like 5 times. It's her turn now. Actually, Wayyyy past her turn.
27.) Britney Spears: Heh'... dumbfuck. She's lovely without make-up. It's amazing what a ton of make-up can do.
28.) Ashton Kutcher: He's so friggin annoying and loud and annoying and loud. Hate his show. Don't give a fuck if someone punks a celebrity. YOUR SHOW SUCKS! You suck! & you're not cute! Sorry!
29.) Avril Lavigne: Just shut the hell up. Too much rock for one hand-- I forgot. Yeah, you're punk all right. So is Ghandi and cheese. I hate you so much.
30.) Tara Reid: Like yah couldn't feel it hangin' out! Come ON! PUH-LEASE. Drink it up huny!
31.) Sorry guys can't think of another one! I know those sucked but oh well-- deal with it!=))
-HOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS COMMUNITY? If from a member here, which one? Ellen's journal (wuv u Elle):)
-Promote to two other communities or journals and provide the links here. Umm I don't visit any other communties, but if I ever do I will promote.
-Now for the pics. POST FOUR CLEAR PICS OF YOU. (No group shots please!)
