Schadenfreude-Rita taking pleasure in your pain. XD

Jul 01, 2008 21:02



The Skeeter Scoop

Worse Than The Rumours?

A disturbing discovery by your brave reporter

As the chubby third year ran across the courtyard I, your faithful narrator dear readers, took it upon myself to follow said third year. I understand that many of you rely upon me for the news of Hogwarts, and I could smell a story here.

The third year, a certain ( Read more... )

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pur_et_seul July 3 2008, 01:35:11 UTC
*finishes, folds the paper, and looks scandalised*

Dear god.

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ohsogiddy July 3 2008, 01:36:31 UTC
You lucky enough to waste ten minutes of your life reading this as well, then?

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pur_et_seul July 3 2008, 01:39:12 UTC
Bit more than ten, I had to reread the last article to make sure Barty's penis had really been mentioned in print.

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ohsogiddy July 3 2008, 01:44:25 UTC
Believe the word that was used was 'cock'.

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pur_et_seul July 3 2008, 01:45:44 UTC
Nngh.

The worst part is I have the suspicion he'll be pleased.

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ohsogiddy July 3 2008, 01:48:36 UTC
Because...what was it? 'Fire and gravy will never hinder the persuits of his cock'? Seems like you've got quite the admirer. *dances about him a bit* You and Barty are in loveeeee.

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pur_et_seul July 3 2008, 01:50:14 UTC
Please don't tell me you believe her?

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ohsogiddy July 3 2008, 01:54:06 UTC
Oh but Barty and you would make such a cute couple *pinches Reg's cheek*

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pur_et_seul July 3 2008, 01:56:32 UTC
Don't be ridiculous. And don't pinch me. If Barty were involved with anyone we would all know by now.

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ohsogiddy July 3 2008, 01:57:55 UTC
I'm sorry, that's right, I'm supposed to...what was it? "Feel up your leg under the breakfast table" to avoid objections, right? *smirk*

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pur_et_seul July 3 2008, 01:59:19 UTC
Gideon Prewett are you coming on to me.

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ohsogiddy July 3 2008, 02:01:11 UTC
*waggles eyebrows* Wouldn't you just love it if I did?

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pur_et_seul July 3 2008, 02:01:51 UTC
What are you on about?

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ohsogiddy July 3 2008, 02:14:53 UTC
You want some of this Reg *sexual look XPPP*

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pur_et_seul July 3 2008, 02:36:29 UTC
I'm afraid I'll have to pass.

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ohsogiddy July 3 2008, 02:39:59 UTC
That's okay, Reg, I don't swing that way anyhow.

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