Schadenfreude-Rita taking pleasure in your pain. XD

[xbeetlebum]

The Skeeter Scoop

Worse Than The Rumours?

A disturbing discovery by your brave reporter

As the chubby third year ran across the courtyard I, your faithful narrator dear readers, took it upon myself to follow said third year. I understand that many of you rely upon me for the news of Hogwarts, and I could smell a story here.

The third year, a certain

Comments

[gifted_guy]

Oh great, Skeeter. Thank you so much *SARCASTIC*

[xbeetlebum]

Careful Cresswell, don't want to end up in the next edition, do you?

[gifted_guy]

I'm not scared of you, what you gonna get me for? Being too damn good looking?

[xbeetlebum]

You'd be suprised.

[gifted_guy]

This is all shit.

[xbeetlebum]

*pretending to be offended* It is not!

It's all based on observation.

[gifted_guy]

Whatever. *smirk*

[xbeetlebum]

*rolls her eyes at him*