Lost: Barty. Please return to owner.

[pur_et_seul]

*comes in to lunch with a curious expression on his face, scans the hall, then stands at the head of the Slytherin table*

Has anyone seen Barty?

Anyone? He wasn't at breakfast and I just talked to a Ravenclaw in his year, he wasn't in class all morning. Did anyone see him after dinner last night?

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[pur_et_seul]

Are you sure?

[pur_et_seul]

I haven't seen him since dinner last night and he hasn't been in class all this morning. Haven't you noticed how quiet it is?

[pur_et_seul]

It is odd. Especially because he's been waking me up at the crack of dawn for the past few days to tell me his dreams about - well - stuff. And he didn't this morning.

Yeah, he's probably fine... Unless he jumped off something again. Merlin.

[pur_et_seul]

Yes, he has some interesting dreams. And feels the need to share them.

What hasn't he jumped off? Stairs, bleachers, fences, goal posts, beds, couches, trees, out windows...

[pur_et_seul]

Would you? I don't want to interrupt your lunch if it turns out he's just playing a game.

[pur_et_seul]

Alright, then. That would be a good idea. I just checked his dorm and he's not still in bed so he must be around here somewhere.

[pur_et_seul]

If he's been sitting outside for hours because he jumped out of a window again and can't walk I'm going to hit him.

[pur_et_seul]

He'll deserve it, he promised no more jumping out windows after he broke his ankle.