Apr 05, 2005 13:29
No one is as good as your fantasy of them. Get to know the real person instead.
Just after you wake up, you'll realize that the romantic roll you've been on isn't just good -- in fact, it's about to get better. In addition to luring all kinds of attractive options your way, you'll be able to have your pick -- and the pickings will be quite fine. But how will you know that? Simply by checking your email and your answering machine. But sit down and get comfy first. Talk about a stampede.
Never in my life has a horoscope been so dead on. Holy shit.
In other news...I'm going to California on the 14th. Holy shit. Have you ever refused to accept the reality of a situation just because you can't imagine it ever happening? That's completely what's going on right about now. I just can't believe I'm going home. It's been three years.
Holy shit.